ODFL | Rules for city drivers to run linehaul on the weekends:

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1. Must be sunny.

2. No chance of bad weather.

3. No signs of chains required because they wouldn't know how to put them on anyways.

4. No overnight stays because they'll miss their mammy.

5. Must take the newest tractor on the lot because they've trashed theirs and it looks like a Swift truck going down the road.

6. Leave dollies in the middle of the yard because they're use to mammy cleaning up after them.

7. Drop a set, claim 4.

8. Must be able to start at 2am so they can make Boyscott meetings after work.

Do wild drivers have all of these perks also?
 
1. Must be sunny.

2. No chance of bad weather.

3. No signs of chains required because they wouldn't know how to put them on anyways.

4. No overnight stays because they'll miss their mammy.

5. Must take the newest tractor on the lot because they've trashed theirs and it looks like a Swift truck going down the road.

6. Leave dollies in the middle of the yard because they're use to mammy cleaning up after them.

7. Drop a set, claim 4.

8. Must be able to start at 2am so they can make Boyscott meetings after work.

Do wild drivers have all of these perks also?

9. Where applicable, run must be in the direction away from the mountains.
 
10. Use Billy's mower to trim the grass at destination terminal.

You damn well wishing some city boy would do that type of work, here we can barely get them to deliver the freight because they're too busy dreaming about being out on that super slab on the weekends.
 
11. Don’t fuel the tractor.
12. Don’t clean the windows.
13. Everything is fair game. Go ahead and steal anything that appeals to your eyes.

OD seem to of hired a bunch of ghetto thieves in the past two years. Can’t leave anything in the truck anymore or it’ll be gone. I had extra locks in my truck and I bet the theif was too chicken to tell the boss man he forgot his somewhere so he took mine.
 
1. Must be sunny.

2. No chance of bad weather.

3. No signs of chains required because they wouldn't know how to put them on anyways.

4. No overnight stays because they'll miss their mammy.

5. Must take the newest tractor on the lot because they've trashed theirs and it looks like a Swift truck going down the road.

6. Leave dollies in the middle of the yard because they're use to mammy cleaning up after them.

7. Drop a set, claim 4.

8. Must be able to start at 2am so they can make Boyscott meetings after work.

Do wild drivers have all of these perks also?
Well do you blame them or anyone claiming 4, that 1,2,3,4 system is lame! A lot of companies pay a flat 1/2 hour or at least a flat 15 minutes,
 
18. Take 1, autographed picture of Billy from the permit book, and leave a 5 dollar bill.

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Here's a picture of Wong and BRG with copies left in the Hotel for sale.
So far no takers. Even though Donna says Wong reminds her of David Cassidy.....eh...I don't see it.
 
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Here's a picture of Wong and BRG with copies left in the Hotel for sale.
So far no takers. Even though Donna says Wong reminds her of David Cassidy.....eh...I don't see it.

I think Donna said "Hopalong"
 
19. If y’all like to mount your phone, gps, and whatever else and leave the ring on my front window, wash the damn thing. I have Windex, 409, Armor All, and paper towels. Even a nice garbage can.

You do know most of them spit on it so it sticks better also. These new breeds are just nasty.
 
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