ODFL | scaling at terminals

I’m sorry, Billy is hiding at his Terminal, on his mower, running around doing citizens arrest on line drivers breaking the sound barrier with their speed. He presently doesn’t have time to do any runs. Gosh dang, I am glad I am not going to SEA today. I drive so fast, he’ll just see a green and white flash go by.

The way sweatpants floors it through the yard, I see why you put up two orange cones around your scale.
 
No Coop for me!! I filed for emancipation when I was 6 and moved into the barn with the goats. The last straw was Dad (aka Big Dave) wanting me to someday fill his boots at Coop. I misunderstood and filled his boots with stuff from the chicken coup. As far as Billy Lo goes I'm not totally sure he's my dad. Tried to get him on the Jerry Springer show but it turns out you can't get his ego and Big Dave's hat in the same room. So I just figured it had to be him due to the fact I'm the only line driver he respects.

Was this his truck driver boots or his cowboy boots?
 
You super drivers remember when you do have OD sign off on that ticket that they won't pay it right away as the paperwork needs to go to NC, then they'll send out a check to the courts. It's a long process and you could risk the payment going beyond the due date waiting on them and have a warrant out for your arrest. New blood don't think about this stuff until it's too late.

Been around the block a few times, them folks in NC ain't in no big hurry to get your ticket taken care of. Just don't pull it.
 
You super drivers remember when you do have OD sign off on that ticket that they won't pay it right away as the paperwork needs to go to NC, then they'll send out a check to the courts. It's a long process and you could risk the payment going beyond the due date waiting on them and have a warrant out for your arrest. New blood don't think about this stuff until it's too late.

Been around the block a few times, them folks in NC ain't in no big hurry to get your ticket taken care of. Just don't pull it.

Billy, do not badmouth us TarHeels, we may close everything west of the Mississippi, OD would be just fine.
You and Fly need to stop this whinny butt stuff!
 
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