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seabreeze

seabreeze

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Our condolences go out to Ump.
Seems BillyLo and Wong were exploring the woods behind Coop Dispatch, when they found a huge very deep hole.
Wong says, "I can't see bottom, Billy finds an old brake drum and says"let's throw it in and listen for it to hit bottom".
No sooner than they toss in the drum, a goat comes running from the bushes,90 mph, jumps head first into the hole.
A moment later Ump appears and asks if they had seen his goat, "Billy says "sure did, he came outta those bushes doing about 90, jumped in the hole, head first."
Ump said, "thats impossible, I had him chained to a brake drum."
 
seabreeze said:
Coop Dispatch CEO, Big Dave, has offered to help recover the remains for an Ump Family barbeque.
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Not necessary. Billy built a 100 foot ladder out of new boardwalk lumber laying around the Coop yard. He climbed down and found the goat still alive, lifted it on his shoulders and climbed back up with the brake drum in his left hand and rope in his right...
 
Good thing OSHA wasn't there, no 3 point stance/fall protection/cave in protection OH MY THE FINES FOR THIS and side note was the ladder approved also, I know it was Billy Lo but rules still apply
 
Big Dave said:
Not necessary. Billy built a 100 foot ladder out of new boardwalk lumber laying around the Coop yard. He climbed down and found the goat still alive, lifted it on his shoulders and climbed back up with the brake drum in his left hand and rope in his right...
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Good news, Bad news, thanks to Billy, Ump's goat is doing well, Bad News, barbeque has been canceled.
 
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Here ya go 206
 
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Ok. This is why we haven't heard from Billy in a while.
We finally agreed on a price to mow the back forty at Coop. Billy drove the mower to the back. Three hours later, one of the free range chickens came into my office clucking like mad. Fortunately I understood what it was trying to tell me cuz I had a Collie when I was a boy.....anyway it told me that Billy was driving in the field when a half dozen free range roosters ran and flew in his way, cutting him off and causing the mower and his truck to run off the dirt road. Well I ran back to the scene following that chicken. I saw the wreckage but Billy was nowhere to be found.
I saw the roosters and I noticed they were quite plump looking more than before.....
 
Big Dave said:
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Ok. This is why we haven't heard from Billy in a while.
We finally agreed on a price to mow the back forty at Coop. Billy drove the mower to the back. Three hours later, one of the free range chickens came into my office clucking like mad. Fortunately I understood what it was trying to tell me cuz I had a Collie when I was a boy.....anyway it told me that Billy was driving in the field when a half dozen free range roosters ran and flew in his way, cutting him off and causing the mower and his truck to run off the dirt road. Well I ran back to the scene following that chicken. I saw the wreckage but Billy was nowhere to be found.
I saw the roosters and I noticed they were quite plump looking more than before.....
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Mystery solved! Good work, Mr. Holmes!
 
Big Dave said:
Not necessary. Billy built a 100 foot ladder out of new boardwalk lumber laying around the Coop yard. He climbed down and found the goat still alive, lifted it on his shoulders and climbed back up with the brake drum in his left hand and rope in his right...
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I heard he built a ramp, and did all that stuff, plus drove his mower out of that hole!!!
 
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