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wongway said:
OMG , did you see this NEW Olympics sport ??? Sheep Skiing or carrying them to the yes Voting booth ?
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Hey Wong, I didn't know you took up skiing. By the way, what exactly are your hands doing on that sheep? It looks like it has a big smile on its face.
 
Triplex said:
Tragedy in Florida...

OKALOOSA COUNTY, FLA.

An early morning crash Wednesday left thousands of cans of beer scattered on a Florida highway, and a South Carolina man has been arrested.

http://www.thestate.com/news/state/article203955984.html
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Any time a beer truck crashes, somewhere a little baby starts crying.

I remember one story about drivers for the Beer Store (The Brewers Retail, officially) keeping booze bottles in the cabs. The wash boy found a bottle in one after the driver left for the day, cracked the bottle and drank it all. It tasted awful. Half an hour later he collapsed and was sent to the hospital where they pumped his stomach.

It was revealed that he'd drank antifreeze the driver had stored in an empty bottle.
 
Triplex said:
What's that old saying, something about a dead horse?
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Dead Horse ?? No think a lot of things have died, like Union Pride & Teamster Brotherhood & pension plans and your dog Rex a few years ago , so sorry as he was a great dog too , as he never bite me when I came over for Holiday dinner's !!
 
wongway said:
Dead Horse ?? No think a lot of things have died, like Union Pride & Teamster Brotherhood & pension plans and your dog Rex a few years ago , so sorry as he was a great dog too , as he never bite me when I came over for Holiday dinner's !!
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You bribed him with dog treats when you came by. I knew your secret. When you left you still had some turkey gravy on your face. That's why he licked you so much when you headed home.
 
Triplex said:
You bribed him with dog treats when you came by. I knew your secret. When you left you still had some turkey gravy on your face. That's why he licked you so much when you headed home.
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That's like when I go for walks, this guy does too. He knows I've got carrots in my pocket...


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This guy went down a frontage road along interstate, near where I live,thinking it was the entrance ramp? Turned into narrow driveway to turn around. Big signs posted, Dead End, where it starts off county road too. Scary,what is behind the wheel now...
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BIG R GUY said:
This guy went down a frontage road along interstate, near where I live,thinking it was the entrance ramp? Turned into narrow driveway to turn around. Big signs posted, Dead End, where it starts off county road too. Scary,what is behind the wheel now...
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A lot of them can't read these days.
 
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