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From bizarro.com.
 
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
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I suspect the ad free option is easier to apply, as well. When Jeff eliminated it, he said it was too much trouble for the couple of us who paid. Either way, I like the new look! :1036316054:
 
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wongway said:
Sorry Uncle Trip for not getting back to you sooner ,but my Partner & Me been running hard lately and now Donna & Big Dave wants us to be Driver Trainers too ,in our spare time !!
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Think this one needs a refresher course, partner....
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seabreeze said:
(AP) Legislation has just been introduced to ban all Coop Dispatch
vehicles from the state of New Jersey.
Governor says this alone will preserve our boardwalks for years to come.
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Governor changes position on banning Coop from Garden State!!!
Chris Christie now says he welcomes Coop Dispatch to their state, based on studies that now show trucks driving on boardwalks actually brings more tourists to the state, and more money is being spent by people on food, lodging,and souvenirs,as they watch authorities arrest the driver,and tow the truck. He went on to say that sales of the miniature model CRST semi truck, that comes with 2 authentic looking drivers, named team Wong-BRG,mounted inside the cab, have skyrocketed!!!!
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BIG R GUY said:
Governor changes position on banning Coop from Garden State!!!
Chris Christie now says he welcomes Coop Dispatch to their state, based on studies that now show trucks driving on boardwalks actually brings more tourists to the state, and more money is being spent by people on food, lodging,and souvenirs,as they watch authorities arrest the driver,and tow the truck. He went on to say that sales of the miniature model CRST semi truck, that comes with 2 authentic looking drivers, named team Wong-BRG,mounted inside the cab, have skyrocketed!!!!
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PS - BRG, Christie is no longer governor. Murphy is.
 
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