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Kanas City -- July 27, 2009
The YRC Board today announced that the office of President
of YRC will be outsourced to
India as of September 1, 2009.The move is being made in
order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary,
and also a record $7 billion in deficit expenditures
and related overhead that his office has incurred
during the last 5 years. It is anticipated that $7
billion can be saved to the end of the President's term.
"We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost
savings are huge," stated Board member Thomas Reynolds.
"We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the
current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
President Zollars was informed by email this morning of
his termination. Preparations for the job move have
been underway for some time.

Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices,
Mumbai India , will assume the office of President as of
September 1, 2009. Mr. Singh was born in the United States
while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls , NY .
Thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a
salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health
coverage or other benefits.
It is believed that Mr.. Singh will be able to handle his
job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the
time difference between the US and India , he will be working
primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my
day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh
in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position.
 
bill zollars is a big @$$ douche bag! Rumor(I don't think so)or fact!
 

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it.. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables . Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the s ide of the road. After much pus hing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peas ant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition
 

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it.. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables . Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the s ide of the road. After much pus hing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peas ant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition

I am neither a king nor a peasent. Just a working man working for a bunch of morons.
 
I,m getting up first thing in the morning and go look for some big rocks in the road with bags under them. Hope I don't get run over.
 
I,m getting up first thing in the morning and go look for some big rocks in the road with bags under them. Hope I don't get run over.

Hopefully it will be a pos company truck and you can sue the ::shit:: out of them before they close. Just be your luck you'll live and be a total physical vegetable and completely normal mentally. Think Stroud will try to tag your wife while you're in the nursing home and they're spending all that money?:biglaugh:
 
I,m getting up first thing in the morning and go look for some big rocks in the road with bags under them. Hope I don't get run over.

Here to think, I used dynamite-- nothing left-- no rock, much less anything that may have been under it......I normally tend to overkill. :TR10driving03:

What seems more important, to me right now, is telling BOTH Emperors (Z of YRC/ O of the USA) they're not wearing clothes!
 
we are no different then the people living in the east cause they are catching up to our way of living and we are catching up to their way of living, i guess our politicians and the politicians in the east talk about these matters behind closed doors, we have to accept anything the eastern governments bring to the table cause they produce everything and we owe their government so much money from all the houses that were built and all the loans made in this country, yep americans are down on their knees to the eastern governments, if you don't believe it see who secretary treasurer tim geithner was shaking hands with july 27th, yep all those people from the east, one world government here we come
 
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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