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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Crap, My dog is a democrat !
 
That's funny. Guess my dogs are independents sometimes they try and help clean and fix things with me. Other times they just sleep and play.
 
Hahaha, Looks like I have 2 Dems living with me then, Good thing I don't let them out on on election day.
 
If there is any doubt, once he applies for a mortgage he can't afford then it will be certain. You haven't caught him with any Acorn pamphlets have you?
 
I am a proud owner of republican (conservative) dog. She watches out for me, takes care of me and hunts for dinner. She definitely earns her keep.
 
Ok, I guess I will join in the fun. My dog has impregnated five *****es and fathered offspring in the double digits. He could care less and acts as if it's no importance to him. I think he may be a NBA star.
 
LOL..I like it, and couldn't agree more, but be prepared...Franklin is going to have a cow when he reads that!

I know Franklin and he will complain about anything , but ask him if he would be willing to take a cut in pay so that someone junior will make more and watch his head explode
 
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I know Franklin and he will complain about anything , but ask him if he would be willing to take a cut in pay so that someone junior will make more and watch his head explode

Now that wouldn't be very free market of me would it? I thought the whole deal was get what you can when you can and f*** everyone else. Why should I care about junior people? What am I? A church? I'm sure you took a cut yourself. For the good of the junior people everywhere right?

Franklin is going to have a cow when he reads that!

Nah. I'm just wondering why he keeps his dog? I mean, a true right wing nut job would have him put down for being so lazy.

And FourDigit.... :biglaugh: But it's not really about politics is it? Isn't this about dogs? I'm sure if it was political in nature the mods would move it instantly!
 
Now that wouldn't be very free market of me would it? I thought the whole deal was get what you can when you can and f*** everyone else. Why should I care about junior people? What am I? A church? I'm sure you took a cut yourself. For the good of the junior people everywhere right?



Nah. I'm just wondering why he keeps his dog? I mean, a true right wing nut job would have him put down for being so lazy.

And FourDigit.... :biglaugh: But it's not really about politics is it? Isn't this about dogs? I'm sure if it was political in nature the mods would move it instantly!

No I would not take a cut , and if someone is a conservative they are nut jobs ? I love you man you are so transparent you should have been on the Radio a few years ago with Randi Rhodes and Al Frankin you fit right in
 
:clap: My dog Jasmine eats the other dogs poop, I guess that makes her the conservative and Misty, Duke the Democrats..always looking for a handout and stepping on your feet!!
 
Ok people. Its time for me to spill the beans. My one dog Fonzie is a republican because he is constantly humping my leg and my other dog Chester a democrat because he is always sniffing my balls. Hey Franklin, can you do me a favor and nuder these two dogs for me please.
 
:redneck:my dogs lazy. He loves to watch football with me on Sun and he also watchs the military channel too. Watchs tv all weekend and the dog whisper is his favorite. ( my wife is calling me a couch potato )
 
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