XPO | 1001 ways to get fired.

Its ok to pick up a hooker, get busted and keep your job as long as you our on lunch. Thats a plus.
 
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According to my sources this is what he got caught with
 
Gone for good!

What did you get fired for???

Being sick on my peddle, taking a 52 minute nap, and then fudging my dr's to reflect the different times.
That is the long and short.
Doesn't help that the **** ANT FOS' wife works at the burger shack next door to where I took my nap!
Doesn't help that a time stamped video of me sleeping was available to The Powers that be.
Doesn't matter that I did 2.5 stops per hour that day with an hour and 15 minutes stem time!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS?
Yes Kelly B., I know it was you!
My advice to any current Conway employee:
If you are sick or otherwise incapacitated during your run, call dispatch ASAP and tell them you are sick!
Take your nap and go about business as usual.
I have no hard feelings toward Conway, I F***** Up!
Woulda, shoulda, Coulda!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS trying to claw his way out of Bankrupsy and DIVORCE?
Trying to climb the Corporate ladder at any one elses expense?
Kelly B, KISS MY A**!
Hope you can live with your worthless self!
Yes, I screwed up, please don't follow in my foot steps.
I do get a rather generous pension of about $700.00 per month for 22 years of service!
Only costs about $690.00 per month for Health Insurance for me and my Wife.
I have $10.00 per month to blow on any thing I want!
I hope I don't sound bitter, I am not.
Life after Conway is GOOD!
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
Keep kissing A**, you will go far!
To those of you who know me, my Wife says that I am a 100% better person to live with after the Conway machine.
She forbids me from getting even a part time job for extra money.
My internet business provides extra $ and I can wear my pajamas, not Conways!
If you have read this whole rant, PLEASE REMEMBER, CYA!
And,
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
 
Being sick on my peddle, taking a 52 minute nap, and then fudging my dr's to reflect the different times.
That is the long and short.
Doesn't help that the **** ANT FOS' wife works at the burger shack next door to where I took my nap!
Doesn't help that a time stamped video of me sleeping was available to The Powers that be.
Doesn't matter that I did 2.5 stops per hour that day with an hour and 15 minutes stem time!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS?
Yes Kelly B., I know it was you!
My advice to any current Conway employee:
If you are sick or otherwise incapacitated during your run, call dispatch ASAP and tell them you are sick!
Take your nap and go about business as usual.
I have no hard feelings toward Conway, I F***** Up!
Woulda, shoulda, Coulda!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS trying to claw his way out of Bankrupsy and DIVORCE?
Trying to climb the Corporate ladder at any one elses expense?
Kelly B, KISS MY A**!
Hope you can live with your worthless self!
Yes, I screwed up, please don't follow in my foot steps.
I do get a rather generous pension of about $700.00 per month for 22 years of service!
Only costs about $690.00 per month for Health Insurance for me and my Wife.
I have $10.00 per month to blow on any thing I want!
I hope I don't sound bitter, I am not.
Life after Conway is GOOD!
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
Keep kissing A**, you will go far!
To those of you who know me, my Wife says that I am a 100% better person to live with after the Conway machine.
She forbids me from getting even a part time job for extra money.
My internet business provides extra $ and I can wear my pajamas, not Conways!
If you have read this whole rant, PLEASE REMEMBER, CYA!
And,
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
2 thing's that stand out in your post is (actually 3) 1.yes you screwed-up,but you still gave all you could that day. 2. you admitted it 3. after 21 yrs. 364 day's you had to be doing something right, but i guess none of the above was taken into concideration. I say congradulation's to you and your family for enduring it that long, to me it say's alot. Don't forget to utilize the money in an account to help pay for your health care, i retired this yr. after 20 yrs. and there was like $6,000.00 in it to carry me over till medicare kick's in. I get a check every month after i turn in what i paid for out of pocket. Best of luck to you and your family, and enjoy your self. (I do) P.S. Sound's like they let you retire so you should be able to draw this.
 
Being sick on my peddle, taking a 52 minute nap, and then fudging my dr's to reflect the different times.
That is the long and short.
Doesn't help that the **** ANT FOS' wife works at the burger shack next door to where I took my nap!
Doesn't help that a time stamped video of me sleeping was available to The Powers that be.
Doesn't matter that I did 2.5 stops per hour that day with an hour and 15 minutes stem time!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS?
Yes Kelly B., I know it was you!
My advice to any current Conway employee:
If you are sick or otherwise incapacitated during your run, call dispatch ASAP and tell them you are sick!
Take your nap and go about business as usual.
I have no hard feelings toward Conway, I F***** Up!
Woulda, shoulda, Coulda!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS trying to claw his way out of Bankrupsy and DIVORCE?
Trying to climb the Corporate ladder at any one elses expense?
Kelly B, KISS MY A**!
Hope you can live with your worthless self!
Yes, I screwed up, please don't follow in my foot steps.
I do get a rather generous pension of about $700.00 per month for 22 years of service!
Only costs about $690.00 per month for Health Insurance for me and my Wife.
I have $10.00 per month to blow on any thing I want!
I hope I don't sound bitter, I am not.
Life after Conway is GOOD!
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
Keep kissing A**, you will go far!
To those of you who know me, my Wife says that I am a 100% better person to live with after the Conway machine.
She forbids me from getting even a part time job for extra money.
My internet business provides extra $ and I can wear my pajamas, not Conways!
If you have read this whole rant, PLEASE REMEMBER, CYA!
And,
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
I have heard this statment time after time.
 
Being sick on my peddle, taking a 52 minute nap, and then fudging my dr's to reflect the different times.
That is the long and short.
Doesn't help that the **** ANT FOS' wife works at the burger shack next door to where I took my nap!
Doesn't help that a time stamped video of me sleeping was available to The Powers that be.
Doesn't matter that I did 2.5 stops per hour that day with an hour and 15 minutes stem time!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS?
Yes Kelly B., I know it was you!
My advice to any current Conway employee:
If you are sick or otherwise incapacitated during your run, call dispatch ASAP and tell them you are sick!
Take your nap and go about business as usual.
I have no hard feelings toward Conway, I F***** Up!
Woulda, shoulda, Coulda!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS trying to claw his way out of Bankrupsy and DIVORCE?
Trying to climb the Corporate ladder at any one elses expense?
Kelly B, KISS MY A**!
Hope you can live with your worthless self!
Yes, I screwed up, please don't follow in my foot steps.
I do get a rather generous pension of about $700.00 per month for 22 years of service!
Only costs about $690.00 per month for Health Insurance for me and my Wife.
I have $10.00 per month to blow on any thing I want!
I hope I don't sound bitter, I am not.
Life after Conway is GOOD!
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
Keep kissing A**, you will go far!
To those of you who know me, my Wife says that I am a 100% better person to live with after the Conway machine.
She forbids me from getting even a part time job for extra money.
My internet business provides extra $ and I can wear my pajamas, not Conways!
If you have read this whole rant, PLEASE REMEMBER, CYA!
And,
SCREW YOU KELLY B!

He could've told us some B.S. story, but he didn't. He told the truth. You have to respect that.. I do.
 
Being sick on my peddle, taking a 52 minute nap, and then fudging my dr's to reflect the different times.
That is the long and short.
Doesn't help that the **** ANT FOS' wife works at the burger shack next door to where I took my nap!
Doesn't help that a time stamped video of me sleeping was available to The Powers that be.
Doesn't matter that I did 2.5 stops per hour that day with an hour and 15 minutes stem time!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS?
Yes Kelly B., I know it was you!
My advice to any current Conway employee:
If you are sick or otherwise incapacitated during your run, call dispatch ASAP and tell them you are sick!
Take your nap and go about business as usual.
I have no hard feelings toward Conway, I F***** Up!
Woulda, shoulda, Coulda!
Did I mention a **** ANT FOS trying to claw his way out of Bankrupsy and DIVORCE?
Trying to climb the Corporate ladder at any one elses expense?
Kelly B, KISS MY A**!
Hope you can live with your worthless self!
Yes, I screwed up, please don't follow in my foot steps.
I do get a rather generous pension of about $700.00 per month for 22 years of service!
Only costs about $690.00 per month for Health Insurance for me and my Wife.
I have $10.00 per month to blow on any thing I want!
I hope I don't sound bitter, I am not.
Life after Conway is GOOD!
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
Keep kissing A**, you will go far!
To those of you who know me, my Wife says that I am a 100% better person to live with after the Conway machine.
She forbids me from getting even a part time job for extra money.
My internet business provides extra $ and I can wear my pajamas, not Conways!
If you have read this whole rant, PLEASE REMEMBER, CYA!
And,
SCREW YOU KELLY B!
Is this the Kelly who worked out of xin and xlu?
 
When i was hired in i was told there are a 1001 ways to get fired from this company. I believe the list is growing.
Number 0001 is taking on the company for the good of its employees, for there pension, health insurance, and other things. But at the time only 149 people out of 21,640 thought anything was wrong with the company kool-aid. Things said in the past have come about. But that is history. Just make sure you look at the kool-aid before you drink it.
 
My favorite is the strike for running over a dock bumper. The next one is leaving the forklift idling while your 20 FEET away. Your fired CONVICT!!!!!

If you don't see the inherent danger of a running forklift unattended you need to have your head examined.
 
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