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INewIt2

INewIt2

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Does anybody know how we can get fired but in a way we can still collect unemployment? I'm really tired of this company and just want to take it easy for awhile. Thanks for your help:couch::couch:
 
INewIt2 said:
Does anybody know how we can get fired but in a way we can still collect unemployment? I'm really tired of this company and just want to take it easy for awhile. Thanks for your help:couch::couch:
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Guess you could have a unforeseen roid rage and karate chop the boss in the nutz and see where that leads ya .
 
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With such a high number of people getting fired... I never considered getting fired on purpose. Interesting.
 
INewIt2 said:
Does anybody know how we can get fired but in a way we can still collect unemployment? I'm really tired of this company and just want to take it easy for awhile. Thanks for your help:couch::couch:
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Drop a trailer on the street. That'll do it. And you could collect un-employment, if that is the only accident you have. Let us know how it works out for you.
 
INewIt2 said:
Does anybody know how we can get fired but in a way we can still collect unemployment? I'm really tired of this company and just want to take it easy for awhile. Thanks for your help:couch::couch:
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Walk in the scm office and tell him your handle is Rollin62. That should do it
 
Things can't be that bad. What ever you do,don't purposely drop one on the street. People could get hurt. Karate chopping a fos or scm might land you cuffed and stuffed in the back of a squad car. Do your self and family a favor and just find another job and quit. I don't want to continuosly work 70 hrs a week to support not only my family plus the families of the leeches that have the same idea as yours


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INewIt2 said:
Does anybody know how we can get fired but in a way we can still collect unemployment? I'm really tired of this company and just want to take it easy for awhile. Thanks for your help:couch::couch:
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This is the perfect solution to your situation.

1-Walk into SCM office.
2-Jump up onto his desk while he is seated at his desk.
3-Drop trou.
4-Squirt a duece onto desk.
5-Wait for proper authorities to arrive and cart you off for a painless mental evaluation.
6-Go out on permanent mental stress leave and collect $$$ for as long as you want!!
 
You think working there is stressful? Trying dealing with Cigna and disability. Better get used to $1 pizzas and peanut butter jelly sammwiches along with begging for a dolla'. They cut your paycheck then take everything out of it as if you're working there. Working: $$$$ Disability: $$ After deductions: .0$ Edited.. sorry exaggerated the last amount should have been .$ (Short Term Disability depicted here only)

thestrap said:
This is the perfect solution to your situation.

1-Walk into SCM office.
2-Jump up onto his desk while he is seated at his desk.
3-Drop trou.
4-Squirt a duece onto desk.
5-Wait for proper authorities to arrive and cart you off for a painless mental evaluation.
6-Go out on permanent mental stress leave and collect $$$ for as long as you want!!
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thestrap said:
This is the perfect solution to your situation.

1-Walk into SCM office.
2-Jump up onto his desk while he is seated at his desk.
3-Drop trou.
4-Squirt a duece onto desk.
5-Wait for proper authorities to arrive and cart you off for a painless mental evaluation.
6-Go out on permanent mental stress leave and collect $$$ for as long as you want!!
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Now I have a reason to go to work early tomorrow......
 
Beerfd I thought you were Smarter than this he could kill someone that way Really I would never suggest someone do that on purpose !! Go under a low bridge hit a fire hydrant anything that is bad that wont hurt no one !! just have 3 minor wrecks in a row real damn simple if that's what you really want !!


beerfd said:
Drop a trailer on the street. That'll do it. And you could collect un-employment, if that is the only accident you have. Let us know how it works out for you.
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You would make work place history here would be all over the news Stations Man ***** on Boss's desk in fit of rage news at 11 might even make a movie about only in America !! **** Sells !!!
 
Con-F-Trucker said:
You would make work place history here would be all over the news Stations Man ***** on Boss's desk in fit of rage news at 11 might even make a movie about only in America !! **** Sells !!!
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Dude, you forgot to add. Take a selfie with your phone while you are squatting there. Not only to share. But to capture that expression for yourself.
 
thestrap said:
This is the perfect solution to your situation.

1-Walk into SCM office.
2-Jump up onto his desk while he is seated at his desk.
3-Drop trou.
4-Squirt a duece onto desk.
5-Wait for proper authorities to arrive and cart you off for a painless mental evaluation.
6-Go out on permanent mental stress leave and collect $$$ for as long as you want!!
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Tried it. Got an L.O.I. He said I didn't properly bend at the knees. Told to get my bills a get on my route.......
 
doppler said:
Tried it. Got an L.O.I. He said I didn't properly bend at the knees. Told to get my bills a get on my route.......
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You got an LOI because you didn't follow the proper SWI for a DSR to take a BM on the desk of the SCM. Now get your DR's from the FOS and kindly GTFO...

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