Yellow | YRC Worldwide Reports 2014 Second Quarter Results

see you posters are the best
i look forward to tb and most of the wisdom
that is here
thank you in advance
 
Good news is, with the enhanced training required to operate this device safely, an additional wage tier will be implemented.

Those offended by the name of the device may contact HR with suggestions.

A recent Federal Court ruling has determined that "Fat" is a protected minority class and further use of the word will be considered a civil rights violation. A directive from that Court has been received by the company and those devices will be referred to as "Hefty Max" devices. However, breaking news, the paper towel company has filed an objection to the use of the name "Hefty". To eliminate further confusion and potential lawsuits, the company has decided to drop plans for the implementation of these devices till further notice.
 
In a special Saturday session held in circuit court of Cook County, they ruled eminent domain takes presidence, and all those terms are unconstitutional, and by order of judge James Sheriff, the terminology shall read the BIG R GUY dimensional measuring device!
 
It will be arriving on the CRST truck because it is THAT important!


Well he did say that it is important to get these devices installed and in use asap, you wouldn't want to see the program delayed because the truck was broke down out on I80 somewhere would you?
 
Freight Dimensioner:




These will be installed at all break bulk terminals immediately.

The cost could be astronomical, but the results of this high tech tool could revolutionize the freight industry.

"The cost for this piece of equipment YRC will pay for will be astronomical to say the least":6788:
 
get a picture of your CFO.

What the heck is a dimensioners?

Is that a new attachment for the forklifts to pack freight tighter in the trailers...............................................



In other news if you look at the bottom of page 2 our next president is shown.........................

I'm certain that they took this dock worker, put him in a suit and moosed-up his hair, presto,new cfo guy,how funny is that. I seen guys on highway ramps,w/''homeless'' signs,that are more spiffy than that.
 
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