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Big Dave said:
You would get a hernia trying to make the inertia to move me outta LAST.
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That is why I use of the force of graviLASTity to bend the space time continuum..... It uses your own mass....thus making it possible to move you quickly into first...Like a Spacecraft uses the Earths Mass and gravitational pull to "slingshot" out of Orbit and towards FIRST... I know its difficult for a laymen to fathom....but it works..... Look around you....your in First right now.... See Silly Goose over there.. Dipping in the water?....It's ok to look, she has her feathers on........and Flounder wandering around like he is dazed..... and ESP..... all surefire proof of being in first....I bet if you spend some time you'd even find our old buddy Grocery Thrower.....I bet him and Apostolic are still swapping stories of their overly exaggerated tales of being "last"...lol ...

Mean while, back at the LAST Ranch...I'm enjoying some peaceful solitude......
 
FLOUNDER said:
I am LAST
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Heard that line before.... not true then...not true now either......

Everyone knows I'm LAST......Even Silly Goose...but she has a migraine and can't concentrate on her firstness.....

Besides you still have to explain (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});...... From my extensive knowledge of "codes" I think it is a coded confession that you have always been first....but afraid of peer pressure to come out of the first closet..... It's ok Flounder.... Many people are first...your not the only one my friend....... But I am the only one to be LAST though......
 
Yes, Silly goose get to felling better soon. I hope that is the last migraine you will ever have. There that will make you Last in the history to ever not have another migraine. However you will not be last today here, because I just became LAST. Even my dog is telling be to get up and take him out, I am already last at getting to the door to let him out. Man, I would hate to have to wait for someone to let me out while he was viewing the Last Thread. I would most likely spring a leak. Got to go.
 
I'm calling PETA on ESP. They will put you in First for animal cruelty. Then I'll have them over to LAST for a big steak dinner.......well....I'll have the steak and I'll give them tofu-foo-foo
 
Big Dave said:
I'm calling PETA on ESP. They will put you in First for animal cruelty. Then I'll have them over to LAST for a big steak dinner.......well....I'll have the steak and I'll give them tofu-foo-foo
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You may just go to jail for that , Peta are known for eating high on the hog. When you get to jail you will be first on the list of well liked newbeies. I am sure you will know I am now Last and will be for some time to come. Why are you smiling? :bat:
 
I'm still LAST.... Of course I knew I would.... Everyone on the highway passed me.... See me wave at all you in the fast first cars....
 
Ha!, Ha!, HE! HE!, you guys are really silly Goose, Flounder, I may have been first to go to bed last night but the LAST to go to sleep. Flounder you need to go riding horses with Big Dave and he will show you how to really smile. The one you have looks like the guys at Big Dave's Jailhouse Rock, when they see a new patron. Life goes on and Pilot knows than I am last as he flys around and dragging a banner that's says " ESP IS LAST" Silly Goose, it is glad to know you no longer have a terrible migraine. You know that comes from looking at your Gander? Glad you are feeling better now I can pick on you and keep you in the hard earned First Place, where you and Gander belong. I AM LAST.:grouphug:
 
Silly Goose is migraine free for the First time.
ESP is covered in blood for wearing that squirrel coat that PETA didn't like, so now he's First in the shower.
Poor Pilot was trying to fly that banner in front of his plane and kept getting it stuck in his prop.
And I gave every warden my infamous stink-eye look, so now nobody wants me in their prison. I'm free to be LAST.
 
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