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Flounder, very good but I have a play to go to. I will be back latter and outlast you for the land of last. I must be off to leave the land of last in your good hands to protect and to serve. This is only temp, as I will be back and take control. Watch out for the geese and the pony man who my have a pilot wanna be with him. Yikes, watch for the race car man, aka racer. The penalty for not maintaining control of Last for me is Brutus will chase you to the lake with the Silly Goose right on you heals.
 
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Well, once upon a time. There was a tiny Island by the name of Last. That is where a Happy and comfortable ESP and his beautiful wife and courageous Dog Brutus lived. Peace and tranquility was the main stay. Plenty of sun and fresh water from rain. Everyday the three of them would walk along the beach nude and tanning. Brutus had no shooting and throwing things at him and Mrs. ESP, did not have to hide her Beautiful body. ESP, was the master of his castle. Life was good, till one day a Sillly Goose flew over and started to drop the dirty smart Bombs, loaded with POOP. The place will never be the same. The Silly Goose, took a break one day and Brutus, caught her napping. Now Brutus has a play mate. That was A OK, but then a Pilot 87 crash landed on our beautiful island of LAST. We were lonely, just like Brutus, so we kept the Pilot 87 in a little cell and let him out to serve us our meals. He is no good at climbing trees so The Silly Goose flies up and gets the coconuts for us. Then along came Sally, I mean Big Dave, he and his horse was boating and got caught in the big storm washing him ashore, he claimed it was his first bath. So he lays around in the makeshift Hot tub all day, while Pilot waits on his every little need. What was the hardest to put up with, we found Flounder floundering in the Ocean one day and actually saved him. Not knowing what to do with him, we freed Pilot to repair the plane so we could maybe fly back home. Flounder now takes care of all of us at my Island of Last. Look there goes Silly Goose and Brutus chasing a snake, they look very happy together. We have Silly Goose wearing depends, makes for a much cleaner Island of LAST. The moral of the story is, the plane was fixed and we sent all of the firsties back to First where they will be very happy together. I had a good time with them, But Brutus started to :2437:hump Flounder and I was afraid of having little Flounders all over the Place. Racer wherever you are, Sleep tight in your First Place. May the sun set on Our Land of LAST forever. God Bless you all. No retirement money needed here. ESP!!!!!!!!!!!!I I am LAST Again, at LAST. So peaceful
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You have quite the imagination...... The wistful dreams of the typical Firster... Shouldn't be to difficult to imagine that I am LAST then....

Please put some cloths on, Brutus....and you too.....!.. Good thing it wasn't a real story.... ~whew~... anyway...I'm really LAST!..
 
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Ok then, I am back. Saw a play about the ladies in the church basement. Reminded me of Pilot87, Big Daddy Dave, Flounder, and of course Silly Goose. All real entertaining and funny. But you better call the wing man racer and have him take you all to the PHCY dr. you are all really sick, if you can think you can take last away from me, just by laughing. Flounder put that gun away now. Your job is done and Brutus and Silly goose are on the path to your home. Good Day Gentleman, I am LAST, YOURS Truly, ESP
 
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Ok then, I am back. Saw a play about the ladies in the church basement. Reminded me of Pilot87, Big Daddy Dave, Flounder, and of course Silly Goose. All real entertaining and funny. But you better call the wing man racer and have him take you all to the PHCY dr. you are all really sick, if you can think you can take last away from me, just by laughing. Flounder put that gun away now. Your job is done and Brutus and Silly goose are on the path to your home. Good Day Gentleman, I am LAST, YOURS Truly, ESP
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Glad you enjoyed the play about Big Dave and Flounder in the basment of first...with all those other ladies.... I guess with all you guys and gals enjoying such top notch entertainment, would naturally think of me being so far away in the South of LAST......

I dont need a racer wingman to take anyone to a Doc..... I'm not only a Pilot...but I'm a Doctor too....well at least I played one....long ago....
Ohh.. I'm not concerned about Silly Goose....she's always first in my book...it's her husband... Serious Goose that frightens me....just glad he's in first to....
 
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