When you say " LAST, I think you mean Lousy At Staying There "
Now I am Last, " Living Active Standing Tall " Forever in LAST.
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When you say " LAST, I think you mean Lousy At Staying There "
Now I am Last, " Living Active Standing Tall " Forever in LAST.No wonder you never smile, you big hoss.
It's not a four way pallet. So it's kinda painful to put on/take off cuz you gotta get under it from either the back or front, but my forehead is very sensitive and it irritates me.No wonder you never smile, you big hoss.
Now if I had a CHEP pallet, I'd be stylin' from all sides!!!
I'm stylin' in LAST!
[QUOTE="ESP, post: 933961, member: 651" Now I am Standing Tall on a pile of ::::::
yep I am still outLASTing you at LAST[/QUOTE]
Your outstanding in FIRST....in the rain...in the blistering heat....in the cold of winter.......yes...hazards of being homeless in FIRST...
I'm enjoying the perfection of LAST....the Ne plus ultra of LAST.... I am the paragon of LAST...!
There must be fifty ways to lose your Pallet......
The problem is all on top your head she said to Big Dave.....
The answer is easy if you take it off logically.......
ESP would like to help you in your struggle to be pallet free......
There must be fifty ways to lose your Pallet.....
Silly Goose said "It's really not my habit to intrude.......
Furthermore, I hope my FIRST won't be lost or misconstrued......
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being second....
There must be fifty ways to lose your pallet........
You just slip it in the stack out back, Jack Flounder....
Buy a new Hat, Big Dave
You will need to be FIRST, Like Sun burst....
Just get yourself free from LAST.....
Hop on the bus, with Gus and ESP and Silly Goose and Flounder.....
You don't need to discuss much other than how to get back to FIRST.....
Just drop off the key to LAST with Pilot87.....
And get yourself pallet free.......
Yowzaa yowzaa. Let's add some Art to Paul, shall we?
There's no bridge over to LASTland
You're all stuck in First
When you're down and out
And stuck on the streets of First
Don't ask me to comfort you
Cuz I'm enjoying LAST
There's no bridge over to LASTland
You're all stuck in First
Yowzaa. That was a short song. Paul left Art in First and took Julio to the schoolyards of LAST
There's no bridge over to LASTland
You're all stuck in First
When you're down and out
And stuck on the streets of First
Don't ask me to comfort you
Cuz I'm enjoying LAST
There's no bridge over to LASTland
You're all stuck in First
Yowzaa. That was a short song. Paul left Art in First and took Julio to the schoolyards of LAST
How about some early Dr Hook and Sylvias Mother says....
let me hum a few bars....Goes something like this........
Sylvia's mother says Pilot87's busy, too busy to leave LAST........
Sylvia's mother says Pilot87 has a great life on his own in LAST.......
Sylvia's mother says Pilot87 is happy in LAST......
So why don't the rest of you Firsters leave him alone?"
And the operator says : " Pilot87 charges Forty cents more, for the LAST three minutes."......
Sylvia sure had a Smart Mother...... Whoever she was......
You're still dreaming..... WAKE UP!!
Now that your eyes are open...You can see that I am LAST....
Silly Goose
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Ok Pilot87 I like your Poems and with that said I am LAST line waiting for my DEW , I heard Flounder took it. Can Pilot87 go find him and bring me my DEW ??????
You won't want it back if Flounder has it.... I heard from Big Dave that he likes to swim in it.....Guess that can be expected of a fish though..........
I'll check with my Dr.... see what he can dew....errrr.. I mean do..... But be forewarned...it could be a while dew.....errrr...I mean Due to the fact we're quite a distance away in LAST.....
But rest assured it's on my "to dew" list.......
It's okay Big Dave..... You don't have to pretend anymore....Silly Goose knows your in First......just like she knows I'm in LAST........ ~sheesh~ You and Flounder.....always the Great pretenders..
Did I just say "sheesh"??.... That will be the LAST time I say that.....
Pilot, It will not be the Last time you say "sheesh", because you are going right back to K thru 1st. You could not get any code red due, that's is cause I have the supply locked up in my kingdom of Last. Silly Goose can have some of it when I am kicked out, while she is here with Silly Gander. Just stay away from the stinky lake of regular due, that Flounder swam in and I have Big Dave locked up with his Police mob. Remember I am the President of Last. When I woke up this morning in the Land of Last, the sun was shinning on the beautiful mountain of due. Cherished by all. If I find the foul Flounder in any more of it, he will be banned for ever to Kinder garden, sub first for foul founded flounders of the first kind. Now say this aloud. " ESP IS LAST", say it 10 times and it will be true for ever. 
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