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Big Dave said:
That's how many cases of Dew it's gonna take to make that come true...
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:lmao:, YEP!, That is true. You should see Big Dave at the DEW DROP INN, he sits at the end of the bar, straps himself in with a rope. Then he lets out a tube and places it in a big spit tune type container. The silliest thing I have ever seen, then he belches really loud almost like THUNDER or a long roar. What you see next is a little fat man, with curly hair and a gun come running out and puts a 2 liter of Dew in front of the Big fellow with the ten gallon hat. Then the funky little fellow asks big Dave " what can I get fer ya ?" Big Dave smiles and says have the Pilot 87 come and pick me up in about four hours, I will need a ride home. A Silly Goose flies through the open window and knocks Big Dave's hat off and the little fellow rushes over and picks it up, flings it through the air and it goes through the bath room door and into the urinal. Now Big Dave is really upset, tries to get up and falls down and the little fellow is so scared he pours Dew Down Big Dave's mouth, now the Big Fellow is smiling that great big smile we are all used to seeing. I left the Bar knowing I am Last and Proud of it. I glanced back in and saw the funky little feller :9529:
 
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:lmao:, YEP!, That is true. You should see Big Dave at the DEW DROP INN, he sits at the end of the bar, straps himself in with a rope. Then he lets out a tube and places it in a big spit tune type container. The silliest thing I have ever seen, then he belches really loud almost like THUNDER or a long roar. What you see next is a little fat man, with curly hair and a gun come running out and puts a 2 liter of Dew in front of the Big fellow with the ten gallon hat. Then the funky little fellow asks big Dave " what can I get fer ya ?" Big Dave smiles and says have the Pilot 87 come and pick me up in about four hours, I will need a ride home. A Silly Goose flies through the open window and knocks Big Dave's hat off and the little fellow rushes over and picks it up, flings it through the air and it goes through the bath room door and into the urinal. Now Big Dave is really upset, tries to get up and falls down and the little fellow is so scared he pours Dew Down Big Dave's mouth, now the Big Fellow is smiling that great big smile we are all used to seeing. I left the Bar knowing I am Last and Proud of it. I glanced back in and saw the funky little feller :9529:
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First sounds really entertaining!....

Still glad to be LAST though...

In LAST there isn't any reason to :9529:
 
FLOUNDER said:
all that to say that Flounder is LAST
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Glad that's not true...... Even more ecstatic that I am LAST!....
 
It is raining everywhere but Last, The Dome I installed keeps us dry here in Last. Yes I am Last. Thank You !
 
You must be lost under your dome......I'm in LAST and the the sun is shining and the waves are gently lapping at the sandy beach........ Such a great day...I think I'll be the LAST to leave...... ahhhhh.... Nothing better than Vitamin Sea!! ........
 
I was just thinking we are getting to much information about pooping. Then, I realized that we need this information. We have a Silly Goose eating spicy chili on the fly. Man ole Man that can be messy. Lets hope that Pilot has his poop net draping behind his plane to catch everything before it falls on the little fat man with a gun, he may get carried away and we will have a goose meal before we know where it came from. Can you imagine what my new tinted glass dome over my beloved Last Nation would look like if that goose is on the loose while being loose? What a terrible thought, I may have to hire the little fat man to clean it all up. I am just glad Flounder and the Silly Goose are working and paying taxes, so the rest of us can get our social security checks. Wait a minute I do not know if Big Dave has a job or not. He would make a good ranch hand at the Last ranch of Last. I can pay his wages in Dew, flown in by the Pilot 87. I know it will be safe, as the Pilot 87 only drinks Dr. Pepper, 10-2-4 Let's all be on the look out for flying brown debris. I am Last again.
 
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