Don't you miss the good old days when Yellow Freight and Roadway Express were the two titans of the LTL Industry? You know what I'm talking about. You had a shine on your boots, a gold tooth in your smile, and a 1000 watt Kicker to light up the sky. Man, those were the days... But, here we are now, a bunch of old freight haulers with bad backs and even worse attitudes. We're too ugly to wear those "metro-sexual" uniforms at FedEx Freight, too "experienced" to drive for R&L Carriers, and quite frankly, too uncoordinated to become a "forklift operator/combo driver" at ConWay. ..LOL I thought about becoming a VCR Repairman but, I forgot that technology has been surpassed by the DVD or was it the Download??? ..LOL Anyway, I hope we have a happy ending to this story...