Any thing you ever wanted to know about Big Dave

[Magoo]

My "bore and stroke" definitely get the job done, wise guy.....

Go ahead and show them, Post a picture of your hands Big Dave

 

[kboomarang]

Is this the last we hear of Big Dave questions????

Big Dave, 2 questions, #1) Ginger or Mary-Ann and #2) ketchup or catsup ?, inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Big Dave]

1). Mary-Anne. But Mrs. Howell would be okay after a few months......but a year without Dew, the Professor better watch out.
2). Ketchup. But as I age, I do prefer a dollop of Grey Poupon.......poop on heeheehee....

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

When ya put on pants, is it left or right leg first?

 

[Big Dave]

When ya put on pants, is it left or right leg first?

Both same time.
I sit on the edge of the bed. Lift both legs up, slip pants on both legs, proceed to lift pants up legs while rolling backwards and ending up on the other side of the bed.

And yes, I go commando.....

 

[kboomarang]

And yes, I go commando.....

Even in "times of peace".

 

[seabreeze]

When ya put on pants, is it left or right leg first?

Let me set this straight, Dave always puts his left, in LAST, just like his boots.
Regardless of which goes in first, the other is always left.

 

[Stimpy]

Both same time.
I sit on the edge of the bed. Lift both legs up, slip pants on both legs, proceed to lift pants up legs while rolling backwards and ending up on the other side of the bed.

And yes, I go commando.....

I'm willing to bet that there are some upset husbands because of this practice ....

 

[Big Dave]

I'm willing to bet that there are some upset husbands because of this practice ....

Especially when I leave with their pants on....

 

[Stimpy]

Especially when I leave with their pants on....

Ya stretch them out... do ya...lol

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Gotta

Both same time.
I sit on the edge of the bed. Lift both legs up, slip pants on both legs, proceed to lift pants up legs while rolling backwards and ending up on the other side of the bed.

And yes, I go commando.....

Too much heat down under does not a body good.

 

[Silly Goose]

@Big Dave Are you from Texas , Only in Texas they have Big Things

 

[Big Dave]

Nope. California boy.
Now keep in mind...those California weirdos are actually from other states.
I'm big and normal guy.....who refers to his Hat in the third person.

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

I'm a former Kookifornia Native yet been in NC since late '85 so I'm a Not California resident.

I'm big and normal guy.....

Those two are not usually mutually beneficial especially south of Golden Gay Bridge.

 

[pilot87]

Now keep in mind...those California weirdos are actually from other states.

Not all of them. .. Lol.... I know one that thinks he's LAST when he's really Flounders cousin..... How weird is that...?....

 

[pilot87]

I'm big and normal guy....

I'll take you at your word about being "Big".....but normal??..... Not for a second....

Tell ya what, you can be "normal"..... I'll be LAST ...

 

[BIG R GUY]

That's why Big Dave is always first..... He's so humble...

 

[pilot87]

Yes, keep looking into the light....... Everyone!.....


I'm here to enlighten everyone, I am still LAST.......

 

[canaryinthemine]

Wow!.........I've never realized there was so much.....information........ about Big Dave........

I feel like I'm in a museum of Big Dave.....I stand in awe.......

But,.....back to business....I want to win that all-expenses-paid trip to,...to...uhh.....(..where was that again?.....Peoria?....Upper Sandusky?...)

So,...I'm going to ask the Best Question.........

Will Big Dave Write Me a Check For A Substantial Amount?

 

[Big Dave]

Unfortunately, Canary, my checks can only be cashed in LAST. And seeing as how I'm the only one there and I never let anyone in, I'm afraid it would bounce more than Stormy Daniels....