CA. Fatal Trucker jumped from his cab doing 55.

Someone heard him screaming "I love El Rushbo" as he was jumping. :biglaugh:
 
They also found a bottle of Oxycotton, and a little boy(who survived) in the sleeper....... also, a rumor going around;.. "He was waring a flower dress with, deep red lipstick on."

Just saying
 
They also found a bottle of Oxycotton, and a little boy(who survived) in the sleeper....... also, a rumor going around;.. "He was waring a flower dress with, deep red lipstick on."

Just saying

I heard he also was wearing a "Vote Obama" button, but the authorities removed it quickly to spare the family any embarrassment. Who said LEO had no feelings?

Just saying some more...
 
Hey, maybe he forgot to pickup his supply of the NAMBLA kiddy **** magazines that he was delivering to Rush and Barney Frank, so he couldn't take it anymore? Yeah, we be sickos alright. :biglaugh:
 
It's GOOD no other person was harmed in the making of that short maneuver.

So this driver literally had his Big Girl Panties on?
They were Pink or Red yes?
Maybe he just got MAD AS HELL and could take it no more!
Maybe the Silly cone in his chest was hurting too much as well.
Maybe he finally came out of his haze and became Homophobic of himself.

So he couldn't make it as a lizard or a driver..hmmm....what a bummer dude.

Just along for the sicko ride as it's fun when weirdo men are included......or excluded in his case....end of line
 
assume: you assume to know the correct word yet failed in your assumption.
awesome is the word.

Dead end career, dead end job, might as well be dead.

A couple more verses
just for you:

One for the women and one for the dread.
One for Woodpecker and one for the bed.
One for the road, one for the head.
One for a Coffin and the long sleep instead.

Morbid enough for ya??
 
assume: you assume to know the correct word yet failed in your assumption.
awesome is the word.

Dead end career, dead end job, might as well be dead.

A couple more verses
just for you:

One for the women and one for the dread.
One for Woodpecker and one for the bed.
One for the road, one for the head.
One for a Coffin and the long sleep instead.

Morbid enough for ya??

That was Awsome....lol..

"Thank You Sir, MAY I have another"

Your intelligence is beyond approach !!
 
...or reproach.

You're a lad that was thought to be bad
All the while you resembled a Cad.
You came to and we're glad that you had
You see clearly and to most you're not sad
To your friends and family you're a loving and kind Dad.

CHEERS MATE!! :clap:
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WHAT has this then to do with the topic one might ask??
Not a bloody thing and in the Sun I shall bask.
 
...or reproach.

You're a lad that was thought to be bad
All the while you resembled a Cad.
You came to and we're glad that you had
You see clearly and to most you're not sad
To your friends and family you're a loving and kind Dad.

CHEERS MATE!! :clap:

I don't deserve "such kindness" But it's very much appreciated !

You friend, Woody, Woodpecker
 
I wasn't fully aware I intended to be Kind and if you don't think you're unworthy, I can try to be blind.
I thought I was merely offering a whimsical rhyme, and if you're just stunned You're Welcome this time.
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The ORIGINAL TOPIC was not to last very long and the course this thread has now taken appears to be strong.
The Poems and Rhymes I would truly love to see are those that resemble the scripts of http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html.
 
[Woodpecker;732583]Thanks
You're Welcome.

Your hard to keep up with, and sometimes I don't know how to take you
PM me with any queries regarding anything and I'll do my best to use conversational English (apart from what I'm usually using?) in response.
EVERYONE deserves respect and/or appreciation except the evil, vile ones that respect and/or appreciate nothing while expecting everything.
 
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