XPO | Can we trust Canadians ???

We have nearly one holiday a month here in Ontario, what with ideas like Family Day. After paying the taxes we do, I guess we need the extra time off to cope with being broke all the time!
I like family day. Made up a holiday to break things up between New Years and Easter. Isn't socialism great?
 
This post has really gone of the rails. Just to get us back on track I found out some other things the sneaky Canadians are doing. They celebrate Christmas in Canada !!!! Why can't they stick to "" Boxing Day" ??? Let's get real here. And why can't they celebrate the birth of OUR Lord some other day??? #buildthenorthwallfirst!!


They have Christmas in Canada ? When did they get that ? Doesn't feel nearly as special now. Now that I know Canadians have it, I'm not even sure that I want it any more.
 
They have Christmas in Canada ? When did they get that ? Doesn't feel nearly as special now. Now that I know Canadians have it, I'm not even sure that I want it any more.
Not to be the bearer of bad news or burst your delusional bubble but SANTA CLAUSE is a Canadian. You know, THE NORTH POLE, the top end of Canada.
 
Not to be the bearer of bad news or burst your delusional bubble but SANTA CLAUSE is a Canadian. You know, THE NORTH POLE, the top end of Canada.


Okay, now you are just pulling my chain. Ain't no way Santa Claus is Canadian. He gives toys and presents away to everyone. He's not some parasitic mooch like Canada. Just doesn't make any sense. I always thought he was from Finland.
 
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Ho, Ho, Ho...eh?
 
Know what beer is? What Canadian beer stands out? Don't come at me with Labatts or Molsen, both **** water. The only beer I have drank from Canada, that i remember being fond of was "La Fin du Monde", and that was years ago. Thank you, I will stick to my Budweiser.

Molson Triple X is the bomb, I think it's like 8.5% alcohol or something.
 
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