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[Trucker 206]

Being proud of being a jerk is definitely odder, and a tractor isn't an implement.

Definition of implement: "A device used in the performance of a task". Hmmmmm.

Definition of jerk: "A stupid person or a person who is not well-liked or treats others badly". Again...hmmmmm.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Being proud of being a jerk is definitely odder, and a tractor isn't an implement.

You're partially correct in your answer.
RC was mistaken as research tells us that an implement attaches to a tractor. But, being a Dick is far from being a common jerk.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Definition of implement: "A device used in the performance of a task". Hmmmmm.

Definition of jerk: "A stupid person or a person who is not well-liked or treats others badly". Again...hmmmmm.

Thanks, it's great to know that by definition RC is not a jerk.

 

[Trucker 206]

Thanks, it's great to know that by definition RC is not a jerk.

Too funny, RC! How are things at your barn?

 

[Richard Cranium]

Too funny, RC! How are things at your barn?

P & D is slow, but drayage helps.
Northbound linehaul has been affected by weather and road closures but life is good.

 

[Trucker 206]

P & D is slow, but drayage helps.
Northbound linehaul has been affected by weather and road closures but life is good.

Yeah, we don't get the weather issues out West here as much, only occasionally. This winter has been the exception though. Two ice/snow storms in December, and one in January.

Inbound has been ridiculously busy for winter, outbound...not so much.

 

[johndeere4020]

Definition of implement: "A device used in the performance of a task". Hmmmmm.

Definition of jerk: "A stupid person or a person who is not well-liked or treats others badly". Again...hmmmmm.

No the definition of an implement is;
a tool, utensil, or other piece of equipment, especially as used for a particular purpose.
A tractor is multi purpose not particular to any one task.

I'm aware of the definition of a jerk, I'm not familiar with the idea of being proud of being one.

 

[johndeere4020]

being a Dick is far from being a common jerk.

Yes it's worse, as is being proud of it!

 

[Trucker 206]

No the definition of an implement is;
a tool, utensil, or other piece of equipment, especially as used for a particular purpose.
A tractor is multi purpose not particular to any one task.

I'm aware of the definition of a jerk, I'm not familiar with the idea of being proud of being one.

Hmmm...maybe I need a new Webster's.

 

[johndeere4020]

Hmmm...maybe I need a new Webster's.

Yeah whatever. Apparently part of being a jerk isn't understanding a joke.

 

[Trucker 206]

Yeah whatever. Apparently part of being a jerk isn't understanding a joke.

Joke...jerk. Potato...poTAHto. Let's call the whole thing off.

 

[johndeere4020]

Joke...jerk. Potato...poTAHto. Let's call the whole thing off.

Well since I wasn't talking to you to start with whatever.

 

[Trucker 206]

Well since I wasn't talking to you to start with whatever.

Easy there, Kubota. All in good fun, ya know?

 

[johndeere4020]

Easy there, Kubota. All in good fun, ya know?

Nope not interested.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Well since I wasn't talking to you to start with whatever.

Joke, jerk, whatever. Have you ever heard of punctuation?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

But, being a Dick is far from being a common jerk.

Someone call me?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Well since I wasn't talking to you to start with whatever.

Definition of hypocrite

1. 1: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
   
   
2. 2: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
   

hypocrite
adjective

 

[johndeere4020]

Joke, jerk, whatever. Have you ever heard of punctuation?

Nope this isn't English class and I'm not writing a book.