From the stupid file

[Stimpy]

Thieves tell cops 'Mr. Tesla' said it was okay to swipe Teslas

https://www.engadget.com/2017/11/28...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[kboomarang]

http://kstp.com/traffic/oversized-l...-patrol-towing-structure-on-semi-bed/4688595/ No permits, No escorts, No brains, and now No Money.

 

[Alan Thon]

http://kstp.com/traffic/oversized-l...-patrol-towing-structure-on-semi-bed/4688595/ No permits, No escorts, No brains, and now No Money.

No $$, no problem....Now they got a barn to live in. That is definitely a forehead slapping moment.

 

[Alan Thon]

Weird excuses....

https://m.timesofindia.com/auto/mis...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I know someone that get pulled over for speeding. When the officer asked if they knew why he pulled them over, they said to the officer, "No Sir, I didn't hear you coming. My radio was too loud."

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

http://kstp.com/traffic/oversized-l...-patrol-towing-structure-on-semi-bed/4688595/ No permits, No escorts, No brains, and now No Money.

The only "Thief" was the Genius that convinced this imbecile to "transport the load".

Is that a standard (53'?) Flatbed Trailer?

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Thieves tell cops 'Mr. Tesla' said it was okay to swipe Teslas

https://www.engadget.com/2017/11/28...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

They have set in motion who they shall become by their "creatively inept" deeds.
Maybe they'll meet the "Wizard of Oz", "Snow White and her Dwarfs" (oh, sorry, Little People) as well "Santa Claus" and later on the "Easter Bunny" or Roger Rabbit. Wouldn't those meetups be swell eh??!
Of course those "theives" were allegedly responsible therefore after a full "investigation" is done they may then be charged and convicted or simply released.

 

[Stimpy]

Man drove down Md. highway with woman clinging to hood after crash

https://wtop.com/charles-county/201..._medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_far

 

[Stimpy]

CMPD: 5 arrested trying to break into home while police inside investigating

http://m.wbtv.com/story/32699965/cm...k-into-home-while-police-inside-investigating

Now that is just plain old stupid.

 

[Stimpy]

She left her $340,000 Ferrari to be serviced. It got stolen and wrecked instead.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article186960583.html

 

[Stimpy]

Drunk and Pissed Off': Woman Caught Urinating in Public on Thanksgiving in Key West

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local...-460791253.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

 

[Stimpy]

Police arrest woman, 38, after she was caught on camera 'stealing a mounted ZEBRA head from an Anchorage home in broad daylight

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Burrowing burglars break into home through bathroom floor

http://wrbl.com/2017/12/01/burrowin...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Man drove down Md. highway with woman clinging to hood after crash

https://wtop.com/charles-county/201..._medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_far

Maybe crew thought the name of the road was Mettawoman, so he did.

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

CMPD: 5 arrested trying to break into home while police inside investigating

http://m.wbtv.com/story/32699965/cm...k-into-home-while-police-inside-investigating

Now that is just plain old stupid.

Not really. There are the numerous cases of the incompetent youth walking past some Police cars at the house where these nitwits went to buy drugs and the Cops greeted them then arrested them. Nothing new dude.

 

[Stimpy]

Woman Caught Trying to Smuggle Bologna Into US

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local...-461659773.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

EX Colorado resident
Armor Piercing Bullets, Locked and Loaded.
http://www.livetrucking.com/cops-stop-truck-sets-off-height-alarm-arrest-driver-looking-inside/
Current Drivers?
Has 4 ways on for no reason other than "Hey Y'all Watch This"!
Certainly Load was REFUSED considering compression of a part.

 

[Stimpy]

EX Colorado resident
Armor Piercing Bullets, Locked and Loaded.
Current Drivers?
Has 4 ways on for no reason other than "Hey Y'all Watch This"!
Certainly Load was REFUSED considering compression of a part.

Wtf.... ramming speed

 

[Stimpy]

New Mexico dog arrested in elf attack

https://www.wthr.com/article/new-mexico-dog-arrested-in-elf-attack

 

[Stimpy]

‘You there fatboy? On a donut break?’ Taunting texts to an officer yield a criminal case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...evitch-730am:homepage/&utm_term=.85781d5de2c0

 

[Stimpy]

Carjacker pulled his gun on three brothers, cops say. But it wasn’t his gun for long.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article188845799.html