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  1. Stimpy

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    Nice rack mugshot ....
    Nicole Marie Lannetta was charged with disorderly conduct in the state of Florida. Nicole was released the same day.


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    Stupid warning...


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    Actual Pistol? Are there identical "warnings" on Rifles and Shotguns? I understand on Claymores "THIS SIDE FACES ENEMY", but Hand and Long Guns, really?

    Reminds me of the "warning" on Bicycles last decade (or before) about "No Riding Bicycle Without Seat On Seatpost".

    I like one Chinese translation "warning" (on some product): "Not To Be Used For The Other Purpose".
     
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    Probably too late considering the addlepated dunderhead society that has been and is forming.
     
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    pro1driver I am LOST

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    BEST PART: they successfully got the Backhoe STUCK.
    They could have enlisted the help of a Class A Hooker (tow truck) and maybe such Wrecker Truck would have enough Cable for the sissies to hook up. The Backhoe is separate removal problem requiring maybe a Grasshopper Helicopter (IF available, which could easily lift a backhoe) yet much more expensive than a Wrecker Truck.
    Stupidity requires high finances!!
    CHEERS!!
     
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    From last year yet still applies especially to incredibly STUPID people" (those Darwin Award contestants that would most likely not understand the Idiocracy movie):
    DUH!
     
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    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    Reminds me a few years ago, a guy walks in a bank with a Nixon mask, hands the teller a note demanding she deposit
    20k in this account, his account number's on the note
     
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    http://fox59.com/2018/01/07/florida-man-calls-911-to-report-himself-drunk-driving/

    Some folk may wonder why I call it FloriDUH.
     
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    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    These guns were manufactured in Poland
     
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    Polish jokes aside and considering the less than simpleminded planet wide society we're in AND if such event has already happened, those "warnings" will be updated after a "curiosity seeker" looks at the open end as the organic or non organic life form pulls/pushes the trigger.
     

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