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Police Seek Identity Of Pirate Burglar


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https://1190kex.iheart.com/content/2018-08-02-police-seek-identity-of-pirate-burglar/

The suspect was disguised in a pirate mask that included a fake eye patch, parrot, and beard
 
Among the notable news stories this week, a woman in her 60's shot & killed her husband because he had ordered an adult movie. Also a 18 year old was caught when he attempted to steal a two engine corporate jet from an airport. He said he was going to fly to a rap concert & impress the chicks. He had no pilot training but said he didn't think flying a plane would be any more difficult than driving a car.
 
DCM_Doc said:
Among the notable news stories this week, a woman in her 60's shot & killed her husband because he had ordered an adult movie. Also a 18 year old was caught when he attempted to steal a two engine corporate jet from an airport. He said he was going to fly to a rap concert & impress the chicks. He had no pilot training but said he didn't think flying a plane would be any more difficult than driving a car.
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https://canoe.com/news/crime/arkansas-man-tried-to-steal-jet-to-go-to-concert-police

https://www.opposingviews.com/social/woman-70-attacks-husband-78-watching-p*on
 
Stimpy said:
https://canoe.com/news/crime/arkansas-man-tried-to-steal-jet-to-go-to-concert-police

https://www.opposingviews.com/social/woman-70-attacks-husband-78-watching-p*on
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That is the article about the would be plane thief. I forgot where I read it. I think there was also a woman from Arkansas or a near by state in her 60's that shot & killed her husband also because he ordered an adult movie. We don't need people with this mentality in the gene pool. However a woman in her 60's is not likely to reproduce contrary to stories in the National Inquirer about women in that age group giving birth.
While on that subject the Enquirer did pay out a large sum a few years ago to a woman in her 70"s after they ran an article with her photo with a photo of twin babies. The woman lived in North Arkansas & was still working delivering newspapers.
Anybody who would believe anything written in the tabloids should have an honorary membership in the dingbat society. It is mind boggling to think that people actually pay for publications like these.
 
DCM_Doc said:
That is the article about the would be plane thief. I forgot where I read it. I think there was also a woman from Arkansas or a near by state in her 60's that shot & killed her husband also because he ordered an adult movie. We don't need people with this mentality in the gene pool. However a woman in her 60's is not likely to reproduce contrary to stories in the National Inquirer about women in that age group giving birth.
While on that subject the Enquirer did pay out a large sum a few years ago to a woman in her 70"s after they ran an article with her photo with a photo of twin babies. The woman lived in North Arkansas & was still working delivering newspapers.
Anybody who would believe anything written in the tabloids should have an honorary membership in the dingbat society. It is mind boggling to think that people actually pay for publications like these.
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and it's BECAUSE people BUY these insipidly stupid rags, that they live on and on.....

i just recently read where Jackie Kennedy gave birth to twin aliens,,,,,,,,,,,,,and President Kennedy had them flown to Area 51......
 
DCM_Doc said:
That is the article about the would be plane thief. I forgot where I read it. I think there was also a woman from Arkansas or a near by state in her 60's that shot & killed her husband also because he ordered an adult movie. We don't need people with this mentality in the gene pool. However a woman in her 60's is not likely to reproduce contrary to stories in the National Inquirer about women in that age group giving birth.
While on that subject the Enquirer did pay out a large sum a few years ago to a woman in her 70"s after they ran an article with her photo with a photo of twin babies. The woman lived in North Arkansas & was still working delivering newspapers.
Anybody who would believe anything written in the tabloids should have an honorary membership in the dingbat society. It is mind boggling to think that people actually pay for publications like these.
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WOW, Doc, I thought this was a true story, when can I expect my honorary membership?
 
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