$6,000 a week!!!! I could pull all the equity from my house, sell my rental homes, liquidate my IRA's, borrow from my 401k, take cash advances from my credit cards......and I could only afford to stay in your neighborhood for exactly 3 and ½ days. Do they sell $3.00 beers on Wednesday or ½ price drinks before noon on Saturday? If not, I could only afford to stay 2 days and I would be destitute while looking for a homeless shelter and selling my vehicle :( …......thanks for the offer Mr. Super Rich but I need to stay in Atlanta where the other poor people live. Could you send me $5.00 for a cup of coffee? :)
I have the place for you! Come to Western Pennsylvania.........for about $6000,.... you can buy a place overlooking the Youghiogheny River...........They might even throw in the canoe!
You get a shot'n'a beer here......Cold Iron City........don't ask for anything else......Half-price drinks?........Yinz gotta be kidding......
We got plenty of homeless shelters.........You can take a tour of Lucy Furnace......a closed steel blast furnace,.....and wonder about the reasons we have so many homeless.....
You can come out where I'm at,...about 30 miles east of Pittsburgh,.....and I can show you all the abandoned railroad right-of-ways with magnificent stone arched bridges they've made into bike paths......Or we can go on a self-guided tour of all the abandoned coal mines,...........or even better,...we can take a tour of all the abandoned whiskey distilleries around here.....( They used to make Old Overholt right down the road....tasted like Old Overcoat.....)
We can tour the closed PPG paint works and the closed PPG glass works and the closed PPG Ceramic works......
And visit all the closed and abandoned Westinghouse sites all around here.......
Bring your track shoes......As in W. Virginia....there are so many hills that all the cows have two short legs on one side, so they can graze upright.........you'll be going up and down, up and down......
Just stay out of the ravines when it rains,......
..(...I know you're pulling Bro. Seabreeze's leg....He's probably about as Super Rich as I am,.......and that ain't very...Super...at all....)..
....(....$5.00 for a cuppa coffee? You gotta quit hangin' around Starbucks...).......