I don't have a cellphone. You probably don't need one, either.

[Double Nickle]

I got a call last night. Didn't recognize the number. I answered with, Hello. Voice on the other end said, Who's this? I said, Jake....from State Farm. Phone went silent. Guy finally said,Uh, Sorry, I dialed the wrong number.

 

[tutone710]

If you took my phone from me, I would probably have to check into rehab to get over it. Because of the phone withdrawal symptoms.

 

[CGI Reddog]

That's roughly every 6 minutes 24 hours a day. Deduct 8 hours for sleep and it's more like every 4 minutes and that's an average number. This is not healthy for society.

who sleeps 8 hours?

 

[SuperCourse]

who sleeps 8 hours?

Yea, I know, I need my 10.

 

[Woody]

Fat girls keep woody warm

 

[Double Nickle]

who sleeps 8 hours?

Yeah. I should come out of retirement and go back OTR. Since retiring I only average 5-6 hours of sleep per night, and that comes with two trips to the bathroom.

 

[Apostolic]

My 8 year old flip phone bit the dust when it went through the wash & dryer.
I forgot to take it out of my pants pocket,when I tossed my leans into the wash machine.

I just got me a tracfone which I'm working on keeping my old phone number while I activate this here smart phone.
Darn if I don't miss my old flip phone,don't know how long it is going to take for me to get used to this one?

 

[Deleted member 5115]

don't know how long it is going to take for me to get used to this one?

You'll be working it like a champ and addicted before you know it.

 

[Double Nickle]

You'll be working it like a champ and addicted before you know it.

We gave my mother in law one of our smart phones. She also had a flip phone. 30 days later, she can't figure out how she survived all these years without a smart phone.