mad trucker
Road Driver
- Credits
- 41
I was woken up early this morning and what did I see?
Yea o’l Saint Nick Stuffing What looked like mint chocolate in my stocking.
I said hey fat man what gives? All I get is a few pieces of chocolate?
Chocolate? He said! No theses are elf droppings. Why I said? He said I was not good this year.
But why Elf droppings? Where is my lump of coal? Coal he said is a highly sought after commodity! It is burned to heat homes, make electricity, and make medicine, soap, aspirins, solvents, dyes, plastics and fibers, such as rayon and nylon. You do not deserve a costly gift like that.
Well I know what I want for Christmas next year. Venison Yea Venison. I can see it now Comet roasting over my new BBQ .
Hope you all have a great Christmas and a better New Year. Mad Trucker
Yea o’l Saint Nick Stuffing What looked like mint chocolate in my stocking.
I said hey fat man what gives? All I get is a few pieces of chocolate?
Chocolate? He said! No theses are elf droppings. Why I said? He said I was not good this year.
But why Elf droppings? Where is my lump of coal? Coal he said is a highly sought after commodity! It is burned to heat homes, make electricity, and make medicine, soap, aspirins, solvents, dyes, plastics and fibers, such as rayon and nylon. You do not deserve a costly gift like that.
Well I know what I want for Christmas next year. Venison Yea Venison. I can see it now Comet roasting over my new BBQ .
Hope you all have a great Christmas and a better New Year. Mad Trucker