It's so cold.......Add your own.

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  1. othertrucker2001

    othertrucker2001 Professional Flummoxer

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    Obama is implementing a Shivering Tax.
     
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    a9faninnc Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Obama only played 9 holes today..
     
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    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    The penguins and polar bears are in the water keeping warm.

    Speaking of which, does anyone know why polar bears don't eat penguins? Hint: This is trivia not a joke.
     
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    Stimpy Wingnut

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    Polar bears don't eat penguins because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic – a very long way away! However, in asking this sort of question, the interviewer doesn't really expect many people to get the right answer – and they don't necessarily care too much if they do.


    you gotta love Google
     
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    Jeff Administrator

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    It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
     
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  6. ABFer

    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Googling=cheating. :ranting2:
     
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    mud Wonderin'

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    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    :confused1:
     
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    Freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
     
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    it's so cold, the icicles on my house were trying to get in to warm up
     
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  11. Big Dave

    Big Dave Dispatcher for Team BRG-Wong

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    It's so cold.......nah..I'm in Cali...it's 81 where I'm at..:hide:
     
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    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    It's sooooo damn cold that Big Dave was seen wearing a parka.
     
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    I swear I had two inch snot icicles this morning changing an airline in Buffalo
     
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    Its so cold,I just saw a woman at Walmart wearing two sets of pajamas.
     
  15. othertrucker2001

    othertrucker2001 Professional Flummoxer

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    Send us a big ole box of sunshine.
     
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    othertrucker2001 Professional Flummoxer

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    Dayum! That one could possibly be true.
     
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    It's so cold out, several snowmen were seen jamming the metal detector at the airport for their flight to Miami.
     
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    It's so cold out, Jennifer Aniston's nipples were seen falling off.

    (you just have to see some pics of her nips)
     
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    Stimpy Wingnut

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    Send them....:438:

    Don't hoard them.....:wee:
     
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    Woody Sons of Trump

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    Where's my pecker
     
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