Discussion in 'The Drivers Lounge' started by othertrucker2001, Feb 20, 2015.
Obama is implementing a Shivering Tax.
Obama only played 9 holes today..
The penguins and polar bears are in the water keeping warm.
Speaking of which, does anyone know why polar bears don't eat penguins? Hint: This is trivia not a joke.
Polar bears don't eat penguins because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic – a very long way away! However, in asking this sort of question, the interviewer doesn't really expect many people to get the right answer – and they don't necessarily care too much if they do.
you gotta love Google
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
it's so cold, the icicles on my house were trying to get in to warm up
It's so cold.......nah..I'm in Cali...it's 81 where I'm at..
It's sooooo damn cold that Big Dave was seen wearing a parka.
I swear I had two inch snot icicles this morning changing an airline in Buffalo
Its so cold,I just saw a woman at Walmart wearing two sets of pajamas.
Send us a big ole box of sunshine.
Dayum! That one could possibly be true.
It's so cold out, several snowmen were seen jamming the metal detector at the airport for their flight to Miami.
It's so cold out, Jennifer Aniston's nipples were seen falling off.
(you just have to see some pics of her nips)
Don't hoard them.....
Where's my pecker