Low IQ's and Pee bottles

Discussion in 'The Drivers Lounge' started by wongway, Apr 30, 2014.

  1. Woody

    Woody Sons of Trump

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    You eVil man
     
  2. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Super Mod

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    Lol....you never disappoint Woodman!
     
  3. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    Yeah, I think the same thing.

    Frequently.
     
  4. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    ~~~ Yes. ~~~
     
  5. mildew

    mildew Super Moderator Staff Member

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    If ya take those pee jugs in toss em straight up it will clear the 53' trailer and explode directly behind it in the middle of the highway. It will also clear a set of pups. It looks cool in the winter especially when the temp is in the single digits. Its just one of the many benefits of being a truck driver. Those that never experienced it are missing out. I would imagine prisoners much rather pick up an exploded empty jug than a full one.
     
  6. FLOUNDER

    FLOUNDER I am LAST

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  7. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    please stay on topic......

    (something else smoov would say)
     
  8. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    i would violate forum rules if i were to respond to this.....
     
  9. mildew

    mildew Super Moderator Staff Member

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    when your good you can fill 25 Dixie cups without spilling a drop.
     
  10. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    Sounds like you are speaking from experience . . . . . . . . .
     
  11. Woody

    Woody Sons of Trump

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    Wee used to do it with full beers.Racerx69...... had to stop after a bus full of old folks went over a cliff.
    .... don't drink , and dont puff beFore NOON.

    The Great pEcker
     
  12. runawaytrain

    runawaytrain Wear their scorn with pride.

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    I always tell my kids .....Look another bottle of mystery juice.....It always gets a laugh.
     
  13. Big Dave

    Big Dave Dispatcher for Team BRG-Wong

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    Is it later yet??
     
  14. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Super Mod

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    Whats a Dixie cup? I never heard of that cup which is called Dixie...LOL.....
     
  15. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    They have them "Way down south".
     
  16. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Super Mod

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    I was trying to make a funny, no one cared though, except you, for that I love you like a Brother....seems every country singer that has been hot in the last 20 years has made reference to the "Dixie Cup" in their songs, I don't listen to much country, if any, but I used to.

    I wish I could see Monstro some more, how bout some shots of him next to pee bottles on the exit and on ramps?
     
  17. mildew

    mildew Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I really do, do my drinking from a Dixie cup. I was singing that song the other day with some redneck guests in my living room. They never heard of it. I ain't never!
    [video=youtube_share;m-VDXElr_sw]http://youtu.be/m-VDXElr_sw]Im A Member Of A Country club[/video]
     
  18. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Super Mod

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    Last night I stopped on an on ramp on the turnpike, I saw a pee bottle, I peed on it, I thought of The Woodman, thats what he would have done!
     
  19. mildew

    mildew Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Didja get out of the truck or just stand on the running board and let er fly???
     
  20. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    Go here Brother!

    http://www.truckingboards.com/forum...-thread-part-2-a-post1379375.html#post1379375
     

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