Hawks9718 <----:ranting:
**For immediate release**
ofcs:
ISPERN
Dupage County Auto Theft Task Force
Chicago Metro Major Crimes Task Force
Missing: NEMF Volvo twin-screw tractor
Last seen: On or about July 3, 2007
Possibly stolen by zombie steering wheel holders from Columbus, OH. Could be using it for ritualistic killings, or for delivering freight.
Reward: One box of Hostess strawberry cakes.
If seen call authorities! :police:
:smilie_132:
**For immediate release**
ofcs:
ISPERN
Dupage County Auto Theft Task Force
Chicago Metro Major Crimes Task Force
Missing: NEMF Volvo twin-screw tractor
Last seen: On or about July 3, 2007
Possibly stolen by zombie steering wheel holders from Columbus, OH. Could be using it for ritualistic killings, or for delivering freight.
Reward: One box of Hostess strawberry cakes.
If seen call authorities! :police:
:smilie_132: