FedEx Freight | New April raise!

Other than the rumor mill here, has anyone heard anything official on this?
Officially? There is talk they will fly Big Dave’s hat to Memphis,and Fred will see how many penny’s will fit in it,then total it,subtract 15 percent, then divide the subtracted 15 percent,by 15 percent, and round it down to the nearest figure to then find the common denominator which will give everyone a fair bonus based on their geographic location, and use the governments cost of living index to determine their compensation increase.
 
Officially? There is talk they will fly Big Dave’s hat to Memphis,and Fred will see how many penny’s will fit in it,then total it,subtract 15 percent, then divide the subtracted 15 percent,by 15 percent, and round it down to the nearest figure to then find the common denominator which will give everyone a fair bonus based on their geographic location, and use the governments cost of living index to determine their compensation increase.


Soooo, officially nobody knows jack$hit about a raise?? Sound 'bout right?
 
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