grimreaper
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the big 3 automakers are testifying today before house finiancial committee, asking for a bailout. the ceo's showed up today in their jets .... they are asking for a bailout from the american goverment .... but a representative showed these ceos where the avalanche , pt cruisers are assembled in mexico.
the big 3 ceos were asked by raising their hands if they were willlingly sell their private jets today and fly back on a commercial airline....
let the record state that nobody raised their hand.
I have a solution:
sell the jets, fly coach class (peanuts and free drink)
forfeit their bonuses and perks.
punch a time clock
wear safety glasses
allow them only 5 sick days
1 year vacation after 1 full year of service
2 years vacation after 60% into the second year
paid holidays should be as follows:
new years day
memorial day
4th of july
labor day
thanksgiving but they have to return on the following friday
christmas
the only other perk that the ceo of any company should be that in an event that they cant get home before noon saturday, they can request earned time off for sundays dispatch.
the big 3 ceos were asked by raising their hands if they were willlingly sell their private jets today and fly back on a commercial airline....
let the record state that nobody raised their hand.
I have a solution:
sell the jets, fly coach class (peanuts and free drink)
forfeit their bonuses and perks.
punch a time clock
wear safety glasses
allow them only 5 sick days
1 year vacation after 1 full year of service
2 years vacation after 60% into the second year
paid holidays should be as follows:
new years day
memorial day
4th of july
labor day
thanksgiving but they have to return on the following friday
christmas
the only other perk that the ceo of any company should be that in an event that they cant get home before noon saturday, they can request earned time off for sundays dispatch.