Oklahoma City-UPS Driver in trouble after hooker poses nude in uniform in Truck

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  1. othertrucker2001

    othertrucker2001 Professional Flummoxer

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    And my luck would be getting picked as a trial for the new Amazon delivery system. My UPS girl is a dang guy. I must be ordering from the wrong store.
     
  2. ABFer

    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I hear they have a forensics team inspecting each and every package car in the country as we speak. If they don't know who it is how do they know he wasn't on his own time? And wouldn't it be funnier if the perpetrator turned out to be a 'she'?
     
  3. othertrucker2001

    othertrucker2001 Professional Flummoxer

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    awwww....she said revealing photos......wait....did.....my....where was I.....
     
  4. Airbrakes

    Airbrakes Super trucker

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    If you're going to risk a good paying job over a hooker, you can at least make sure she's a bombshell. This broad looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
     
  5. WildHeart

    WildHeart Well-Known Member

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    Lmao..that Sir, was funny.
     
  6. 4ramsey

    4ramsey Active Member

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    I think she's got several miles on the UPS Conveyors.
     
  7. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    she "had" semi naked pics of her feet....we all downloaded them and keep them safely in our files...as for the other pics, "you snooze, you lose"....

    but..if i am not mistaken, they can be traded much like baseball cards..!!!
     
  8. Airbrakes

    Airbrakes Super trucker

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    No way I would pay her for 'services'....... She would have to pay me.
     
  9. ABFer

    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm dying to respond to this but the good Lord is forbidding me....:hysterical:
     
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    pro1driver I am LAST

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    as long as you say 3 Hail Mary's, i forgive you my son........[​IMG]
     

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