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Daimler recalls more than 45,000 Cascadia tractors over instrument panel issue

https://www.ccjdigital.com/daimler-...a3c973&utm_term=newsletter-2-daily-position-1

"Daimler says if the ignition in the affected trucks is turned from on to off to on too quickly, the ICU may not perform the required bulb checks for the anti-lock brake system or electronic stability control, as required by the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards.

Without an ABS or ESC bulb check, the driver could be unaware that the warning bulbs are not working."
 
Daimler recalls more than 45,000 Cascadia tractors over instrument panel issue

https://www.ccjdigital.com/daimler-recalls-more-than-45000-cascadia-tractors-over-instrument-panel-issue/?utm_source=daily&utm_medium=email&utm_content=08-20-2018&utm_campaign=Commercial Carrier Journal&ust_id=124f9551466b2c5785e539d1cda3c973&utm_term=newsletter-2-daily-position-1

"Daimler says if the ignition in the affected trucks is turned from on to off to on too quickly, the ICU may not perform the required bulb checks for the anti-lock brake system or electronic stability control, as required by the Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards.

Without an ABS or ESC bulb check, the driver could be unaware that the warning bulbs are not working."
Im gonna say there’s a bigger issue than just a “bulb check”, you don’t recall 45K trucks because the instrument bulbs “may” not be working properly.
 
Fresno,CA(AP) Kardashian’s reportedly talking with Big Dave about working at Coop Dispatch as Hat consultants.
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East Los Angeles(AP) Gonzalez & Patel, makers of hydraulic suspension parts usually found on the area’s low rider community, is partnering with Coop Dispatch to equip Gold Hotels with the lowering devices to allow their trucks to clear low bridges and tunnels. Coop stock shot up after this news, that Big Dave, CEO of Coop, is preparing for a hostile takeover of Tesla.
 
East Los Angeles(AP) Gonzalez & Patel, makers of hydraulic suspension parts usually found on the area’s low rider community, is partnering with Coop Dispatch to equip Gold Hotels with the lowering devices to allow their trucks to clear low bridges and tunnels. Coop stock shot up after this news, that Big Dave, CEO of Coop, is preparing for a hostile takeover of Tesla.
Washington,DC.(AP) Trump tweets Big Dave on Tesla take over. He said he never did like Musk and advised Dave to put the Kardashian’s in charge there...
 
Deep South (AP) Rednecks R Us, professional installers of repurposed materials, offers to retrofit all of Coop D’s Gold Hotels with “slightly used” mud tires taken from Granny’s front yard flower beds to help prevent drivers from being stuck on Boardwalks and beaches. CEO of RRU, Red, could not be reached for comment, he was last seen running from Granny.

Stock market analysts, Wong, says RRU’s stock rose 15% after the breaking news. Longtime customers of RRU, Seabreeze and Billy Lo, are quoted as saying, “Git-R-Done!!”
 
Palo Alto,CA.(AP) In a joint press release, Elon (the melon) Musk, along with Coop Dispatch Director of Boardwalk Operations, announced they successfully made a cross country trip in an autonomous Tesla semi. There were 2 techs on board that had one monitoring the screens, while the other operated the reels that held 50 miles of extension cords. Coop spokesperson, Big Dave stated he put the world renowned team of, Wong-BRG on this test run because of their vast experiences with low clearances, wires,tree limbs, boardwalks, and the ability to parallel park 15 percent of the time. Glamour magazine had said the Kardashian’s would be on board, until it was discovered their rears would not fit through the tractor doors. Team driver, Wong told Glamour reporter, Gee Patel, that for once he was not the butt of the comments...


http://livetrucking.com/tesla-semi-spotted-driving-across-the-country-alone/
 
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Deep South (AP) Rednecks R Us CEO, Red, announces new seats to be donated to the Oval Office to accommodate the upcoming visit of Coop D’s CEO, Big Dave, along with Tesla’s new CEO, the Kardashian to the White House.

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Trump responded by saying, “Those are YUGE!!” Company stock rose another 15% to peak at $.01 today.
 
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