ABF | Retired

I thought that happiness was finding Fordhooks...oh yeah, bowel movements actually happen. :17142:

Don't rub it in, still striking out on the Fordhooks, the small grocer by me has been trying to source some but no luck so far.
 
Okay, this is it. My last day. I'm going in, drink coffee, eat doughnuts........collect my retirement set of doubles,....... come home about noon and spend the rest of the day playing with my new truck and avoiding mowing the lawn....

Hey! I'm retired........ I'll get to it whenever.........

Good working at ABF. All in all, not a bad company to spend my last 25 years in.

Of course I'll still post on here......... what else would I have to do at 5:30 in the morning?

Good luck to all you gentlemen on here........ I hope you guys get a great contract next year. I'll be working with Local #30 on their proposals. Last time we presented 47 proposals, and not a single one made it to our contract....... mainly because our so-called Two Man committee was struck dumb by the power and majesty of her boss , Mr. Hoffa, and forgot to present them to the negotiating committee......

Ain't gonna happen again........

Gotta go now.... I hear Sears is having a sale on polyester pants, belts and suspenders, and flat hats......I better stock up....
Congratulations, well deserved.
 
Don't rub it in, still striking out on the Fordhooks, the small grocer by me has been trying to source some but no luck so far.
I'm trying hard to work an exchange. There is a Doggy Pyle driver around who runs Portland, ME. I don't know how far that is from your home in Moosetits but 2 lb lobstahs for fordhooks would be a good trade in my book.
 
BTW you guys are really, really showing your age with the watch chatter, watches went out when cell phones came in. I'll bet that you both still have land line too, don't ya? Rotary dial? Party line?

C'mon...... Rotary dial?....... It's a tan colored push button hangs right by the front door. Even got the extra long cord. ......

Had a new refrigerator delivered the other day,....... and the two young guys who delivered it were making fun of it,..... until one picked it up and said: " Hey! There's a dial tone!".....
 
congrats on retirement. do you want the pups dropped on the front lawn or the driveway? maybe find an older sterling and leave 'em hooked up

I think I'll opt for the 1/64th scale retirement set.......

Couple of years ago, my wife asked me what I would do if I came into a lot of money. I told her I would go down to the big Peterbilt dealership and spec out the top-of-the-line model, with all the fancy bells and whistles, chrome dripping off of everything, leather custom seats........

Then I would drive it home, park it on the front lawn, get my torches and cut the roof off, ....... fill it with dirt, and make a planter out of it.....

Only then did she smile.......

You park that full-size set here, I'll do the same,.......... as long as the EPA has no problem with the various liquids dripping from it..........
 
Okay, this is it. My last day. I'm going in, drink coffee, eat doughnuts........collect my retirement set of doubles,....... come home about noon and spend the rest of the day playing with my new truck and avoiding mowing the lawn....

Hey! I'm retired........ I'll get to it whenever.........

Good working at ABF. All in all, not a bad company to spend my last 25 years in.

Of course I'll still post on here......... what else would I have to do at 5:30 in the morning?

Good luck to all you gentlemen on here........ I hope you guys get a great contract next year. I'll be working with Local #30 on their proposals. Last time we presented 47 proposals, and not a single one made it to our contract....... mainly because our so-called Two Man committee was struck dumb by the power and majesty of her boss , Mr. Hoffa, and forgot to present them to the negotiating committee......

Ain't gonna happen again........

Gotta go now.... I hear Sears is having a sale on polyester pants, belts and suspenders, and flat hats......I better stock up....
Enjoy it, you earned it. But please, suspenders? That will forever change my image of you. And we haven't even met, yet. von.
 
Enjoy it, you earned it. But please, suspenders? That will forever change my image of you. And we haven't even met, yet. von.

Maybe he can wear Braces instead, some years back wife escorted me down to buy a new suit for a wedding
guy asks me if I wanted Braces, had no idea what he was talking about, showed me a pair of suspenders
Never heard them called that.
 
A woman is a lot like the boss at work...the more you do the more they'll expect and the converse works too, the less you do the less they'll expect...you just need to set the mode right off the bat.
 
A woman is a lot like the boss at work...the more you do the more they'll expect and the converse works too, the less you do the less they'll expect...you just need to set the mode right off the bat.

My productivity is..... uhh....nil. Unless we're talking about naps........Never knew I needed so many naps.........
 
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