Rules for city drivers to run linehaul on the weekends:

Discussion in 'Old Dominion Freight Line' started by BillyLo, Jan 7, 2018.

  1. BillyLo

    BillyLo Service 2.0 OD Strong All Time Mastio Champion

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    1. Must be sunny.

    2. No chance of bad weather.

    3. No signs of chains required because they wouldn't know how to put them on anyways.

    4. No overnight stays because they'll miss their mammy.

    5. Must take the newest tractor on the lot because they've trashed theirs and it looks like a Swift truck going down the road.

    6. Leave dollies in the middle of the yard because they're use to mammy cleaning up after them.

    7. Drop a set, claim 4.

    8. Must be able to start at 2am so they can make Boyscott meetings after work.

    Do wild drivers have all of these perks also?
     
  2. Dlinniy

    Dlinniy Active Member

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    9. Where applicable, run must be in the direction away from the mountains.
     
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  3. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Owner of Patel Hat And Canvas LLC.

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    10. Use Billy's mower to trim the grass at destination terminal.
     
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  4. BillyLo

    BillyLo Service 2.0 OD Strong All Time Mastio Champion

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    You damn well wishing some city boy would do that type of work, here we can barely get them to deliver the freight because they're too busy dreaming about being out on that super slab on the weekends.
     
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  5. flybynite

    flybynite Well-Known Member

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    11. Don’t fuel the tractor.
    12. Don’t clean the windows.
    13. Everything is fair game. Go ahead and steal anything that appeals to your eyes.
     
  6. BillyLo

    BillyLo Service 2.0 OD Strong All Time Mastio Champion

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    OD seem to of hired a bunch of ghetto thieves in the past two years. Can’t leave anything in the truck anymore or it’ll be gone. I had extra locks in my truck and I bet the theif was too chicken to tell the boss man he forgot his somewhere so he took mine.
     
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  7. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    Hopefully he took the stupid dumb one that doesn't open....
     
  8. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    14. Don't leave chicken bones or sardine cans under seat.
    15 . Don't leave pee bottle in floor.
    16. Don't leave greasy fingerprints on Ump's goat picture on sunvisor.
     
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  9. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    16(b). Don't lewdly stare at Ump's goat in a bikini picture.
     
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  10. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    17 (a) Don't be caught wearing (hip boots) if you are hauling sheep.
     
  11. Ump

    Ump Big Dave's and Billy Lo's love child.

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    Is not fingerprints I worry about!! :2437::9529:
     
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  12. Canadian Flyer

    Canadian Flyer They Call Me CF, Eh

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    You gotta show them how a real man does it, Billy. Kick the lazy city drivers in the pants and show them how to do the job with nothing but a pallet jack and an iron will.
     
  13. daddy o

    daddy o Active Member

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    Well do you blame them or anyone claiming 4, that 1,2,3,4 system is lame! A lot of companies pay a flat 1/2 hour or at least a flat 15 minutes,
     
  14. daddy o

    daddy o Active Member

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    1.50 to fuel you are better off on clock doing that 1
     
  15. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Owner of Patel Hat And Canvas LLC.

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    18. Take 1, autographed picture of Billy from the permit book, and leave a 5 dollar bill.
     
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  16. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    [​IMG]
    Here's a picture of Wong and BRG with copies left in the Hotel for sale.
    So far no takers. Even though Donna says Wong reminds her of David Cassidy.....eh...I don't see it.
     
  17. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    I think Donna said "Hopalong"
     
  18. flybynite

    flybynite Well-Known Member

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    19. If y’all like to mount your phone, gps, and whatever else and leave the ring on my front window, wash the damn thing. I have Windex, 409, Armor All, and paper towels. Even a nice garbage can.
     
  19. BillyLo

    BillyLo Service 2.0 OD Strong All Time Mastio Champion

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    You do know most of them spit on it so it sticks better also. These new breeds are just nasty.
     
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  20. flybynite

    flybynite Well-Known Member

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    Yes I know. Let’s not forget sunflower shells all over the floor.
     

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