Billy wearing sweat pants, puts the girls into a tizzy. Hahahaha. Don’t forget the brick in his pocket.
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vongrimmenstein
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Try this one. von.
https://wikidiff.com/micturition/urination
And if you really are in to detail, try this one. von.
https://wikidiff.com/micturition/urination
Nothing can replace the experience of 40 miles between exits, a full bladder, & the feeling of a hot fluid escaping your body as you cool off the tires while losing 20 pounds. A true experience of America's Concrete Cowboy. Now, where the hell did my horse wonder off to. von.
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Truer words were never spoken, "been there done that"
I ran line for many years and marked off ramps like a dog mark fire hydrants.
This was before pee bottles were standard equipment in OD trucks.
Still got to pull over. Too buko for the bottle.
vongrimmenstein
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There ia a problem with this picture. First, the opening is way to big for Billy. Second, the pee bottle is way to long for such a short Tallywacker. And third, the bottle is to top heavy, therefore allowing the bottle to tip over, break, & spread parts of Billy all over the floorboard, resulting in a Hazmat Spill. Now, not being able to remove the vapors from said Hazmat Spill after a team from the CDC has completed their work, the still operating tractor is now headed to the junk yard. A 50,000 dollar **** job down the drain. Remember, the shinny side up etc.......von.
This was found in Billy's old line tractor.....
Is we gonna be able to complete this with the CDC shut down?
vongrimmenstein
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Only if you drive with Level 4 Hazmat Suits. von.
No Billy will give the tractor to sweat pants the line driver.
Can’t reckon the last time I seen a sweatpants driver ever complain about a truck. Wonder why? Their standard of cleanliness always seem to be lower.
The only time I've ever worn sweatpants is when I ripped my pants and I only have them as part of my breakdown gear.... What I really don't get is the guys who wear em with boots... like why not just wear slippers
Come on guy's you know the SOP for sweatpants are flip-flops or sandels tee shirt with sleeves cut off 2 sizes to small with every kind of stain on it full beard with who knows what is in it what ever hair hasn't seen a comb or shower in a month AND your allowed to add to this list if you so desire
Hahahaha. Shhh don’t let Billy know. You just described every line driver according to Billy.
Well, maybe Kent line drivers.....but how the heck do you see their hair???
"Boots by all means!"
In case we breakdown in alligator country, if gator gets close enough, you'll be running in ankle deep crap.
There's a difference between wearing them with boots broken down and coming to work with them and sweatpants on already lol
Depends if you mean truck driver boots or cowboy boots.
My cowboy boots are only worn off the truck. My logger boots are worn at work. NO SWEATS!!!