Discussion in 'Politics' started by Magoo, Feb 13, 2014.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Offers to Lie for Free During Shutdown
“Now more than ever it’s important that the stream of falsehoods and distortions from this White House continues,” Sanders said.
By Andy Borowitz
During the Shumer Shutdown.
Trump ought to go tour old Mexico
As if we didn't have enough trouble in the Middle East
Pence says U.S. embassy to make Jerusalem move next year on faster timetable
Pence: U.S. embassy in Jerusalem to open in 2019, ahead of schedule
Speaking at Israel's parliament on Jan. 22, Vice President Mike Pence announced the U.S. embassy will move from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem in 2019. (Reuters)
By Jenna Johnson, Loveday Morris and Carol Morello January 22 at 9:31 AM
JERUSALEM — The United States will open its embassy in Jerusalem next year, Vice President Pence said Monday, accelerating plans after the Trump administration’s controversial decision to recognize the city as Israel’s capital.
Pence made the announcement to the Israeli parliament where he voiced wholehearted support for Israel, looking notably more at ease than during earlier meetings in Egypt and Jordan during his Middle East trip.
The decision to speed up the embassy move is likely to stir more denunciations across the Muslim world and further rankle Palestinians, who consider parts of Jerusalem as the capital of a possible future state.
Caption time: Nancy
explaining how to choke Trump
First the doctor pulled my face this way and then that way and then he had the nerve to tell me "believe me the crooked smile is quite befitting.....really....for you as a democrat it is, believe me."
Trump’s Efforts to Oust Mueller Show the ‘Cancer’ on This Presidency
Opinions are like and everyone has one
Where can you too sit on a golden hopper?
Maurizio Cattelan’s “America,” a functioning, gold-cast toilet, is located in a public restroom at the Guggenheim museum in New York. (Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation)
True but my opinions are correct and yours are simply beliefs.
always trust a lawyer
if only we had more gunz
Beans spilled on Trumps golf game
Separate names with a comma.