Discussion in 'Politics' started by Magoo, Oct 24, 2017.
I did not know you were running
It's time trump puts the breaks on senator pensions and make this bunch the last of the tribe
What's good for the private sector is good for those who Efed it up to Begin with
The payola from special interests and insider trading are way more profitable than the pensions! If you don't believe me google Clinton Foundation/ Russia!
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump on Wednesday signed an emergency travel ban preventing Republicans from fleeing the United States Senate.
In a sombre Oval Office ceremony, a grim-faced Trump signed the ban, which he said would remain in effect “until we figure out what the hell is going on.”
The executive order calls for the relocation of three hundred Border Patrol officers from the Mexican border to Washington, D.C., in order to form what Trump called “a human ring of steel” around the Capitol Building.
Under the travel ban, Republican senators will be permitted to leave their seats in the Senate chamber for meals and bathroom breaks but will be strictly forbidden from speaking to journalists in the building’s corridors.
Susan Collins, of Maine, one of the Republicans affected by the ban, called attention to the growing humanitarian crisis inside the Capitol. “If you have a shred of decency, Mr. President, let us leave the Senate,” Collins said. “Let us follow our dream of a better life.”
In retaliation, Trump reportedly told Border Patrol agents that if Collins is caught trying to escape she should be returned to the Senate and forced to sit next to Ted Cruz.
A Prez doesn't have the authority to do that.
They get this administration,mixed up with the last one..
It looks like they're studiously trying to ignore satirical comment.
Maybe we should warn them that when we took our secret oaths to swear allegiance to the Socialist Agenda as run through the Democratic Cabal,........we had to wear a fright wig and red rubber noses,....to affirm we had a sense of humor in all this......
Or,....at least I did , in my secret initiation ceremony.......Did you?
Were they all out of the vagina hats??
I get a kick out of Trump putting his great big signature on something then picking it up, turning it around and showing the reporters like he was reading a book to kids in grade school then showing them the illustration..
He's so proud of that big signature
This is the twilight zone Trump is Jerry Lewis playing the nutty President,
But no one gets it
Alright,.....you got to wait for me to set up the snare drum and cymbals before you come back with a zinger......
So tell us. Do you and your party want Trump to have a "second" term?
Flake is bowing out because he's down something like 26 points to his opponent in the polls. In other words, he knows that he has no chance of winning. And since Trump as been vocally against him, he's bowing out and blaming Trump. He's a RINO, and he can't win.
If all of the above are against Trump, that means he's right on track.
I had Corker on my list of those that I was going to (verbally) attack just before their re-election. Now I can take him off my list and focus more attention on some of the other RINOs.
Exactly. The establishment has been exposed by Trump, and they hate him because he's forcing them to put up, or shut up.
One thing is for certain, with the Democrats not having a free-thinking bone in their bodies, they've fallen into lockstep with Chuckie.
You might want to clean out your ears then, because we call for his removal pretty much every day.
You would still whine even if he did.
Yep. Each Republican is being vetted, and only those who have proven to be a RINO are being allowed to leave.
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