The kind of story Breitbart should stick to

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  1. Magoo

    Magoo You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out

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    Time-Traveling Drunk Man Says He Was Sent From Year 2048 to Warn of Alien Invasion

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html

    A drunk man arrested by cops in Wyoming this week says he had traveled back in time from the year 2048 to warn civilization about the imminent arrival of aliens.

    Related: NASA delays launch of alien-hunting James Webb Telescope again[/a]
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    OK this could be true right? :couch:
     
  2. Bubba74

    Bubba74 Well-Known Member

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    Further proof the MSM is a waste of time
     
  3. Magoo

    Magoo You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out

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    Fortunately when I get that drunk I lay down and go to sleep.
     
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  4. Bubba74

    Bubba74 Well-Known Member

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    Watch close encounters
     
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  5. jimmy g

    jimmy g Kook

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    The aliens will eat you first.
     
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  6. Big Dave

    Big Dave Dispatcher for Team BRG-Wong

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    Just don't fall asleep next to those weird pod thingys.....
     
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  7. ABFer

    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    That's great news! Now we can stop fretting over global warming.
     
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  8. 20_yrs_2_go

    20_yrs_2_go Well-Known Member

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    This is how BB got started
    Dr. Gorka isn't really a doctor and somehow ended up liberating himself from the Whitehouse

    Weird stuff :stupid:
     
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  9. Bubba74

    Bubba74 Well-Known Member

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    he has a Phd

    just not from an "acceptable" university aka Harvard or Yale
     
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  10. DCM_Doc

    DCM_Doc Well-Known Member

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    If it was on the WWW or television it must be true. I heard two women talking about something that was said about Trump. One said well we know it is true because THEY won't let THEM put anything on television that is not true. I have heard all about THEY & THEM but nobody has explained who THEY or THEM is.
    On another thought why does everybody think Aliens from another planet or civilizations will be our enemies? They might just be allies & friends. Maybe they will bring new technology or some good recipes for food that is ' Out of this world'.
     
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  11. Magoo

    Magoo You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out

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    Trump University?
     
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  12. Magoo

    Magoo You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out

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    They don't speak english
     
  13. Magoo

    Magoo You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out

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    Hurricane due to hit New Orleans this weekend.
     
  14. ABFer

    ABFer Super Moderator Staff Member

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    They might also be superior conquerors and I'm not interested in taking that risk just yet.
     
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  15. Magoo

    Magoo You don't have to be Einstein to figure it out

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    They might throw rolls of paper towels at us
    I read this on Breitbart
    Pence went to Puerto Rico and threw cans of corn at the crowd.
     
  16. Northern Flash

    Northern Flash Piss on our Flag, get a boycott against you.

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    Yes. Fortunately for the rest of us.
    I just wish you'd start drinking earlier in the day and get to sleep earlier.
    :poke:

    :lmao:
     
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  17. Northern Flash

    Northern Flash Piss on our Flag, get a boycott against you.

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    The word is that all of the aliens want to come here to live eventually. They must not have got the Universal memo on how racist we are here.
    :idunno:
     
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  18. Northern Flash

    Northern Flash Piss on our Flag, get a boycott against you.

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    Should get "Schoolbus" Naygen back at the helm, that worked out well for the elderly.
    :nono h4h:
     
  19. Northern Flash

    Northern Flash Piss on our Flag, get a boycott against you.

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    The cans were sent there as gifts from Trump. They were all full of money.:1036316054:
     
  20. 20_yrs_2_go

    20_yrs_2_go Well-Known Member

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    In other words,not socially acceptable to practice in that field of study :1036316054:
     

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