The official "Truckingboards ruined my life" thread.

Discussion in 'The Drivers Lounge' started by Guardrail, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    Well then.

    You will need some mustache wax.

    And a beard trimmer.

    And since you are older than dirt and numbers, some Grecian Formula to "whisk away the grey".
     
  2. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Well-Known Member

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    I'm mad and I ain't gonna take it anymore, TB ruined my life recently! Oh my heck! I went from 14k posts to 4k, my rep power went from 1800+ to 500, I'm pissed!

    Never mind that I still get to come here and post, I'm focused on the negative dangit! I'm gonna go get my framing hammer and set my toe on my anvil and pound my toe with the hammer, that will teach TB not to ruin my life.

    To be fair, TB has ruined my life around 6 times since I have been coming here...sure, there were good times, but when a life is ruined, all the good times become a distant memory.

    Go ahead and piss me off again TB, I will mash the other toe with that framing hammer, seriously, I will!
     
  3. Guardrail

    Guardrail Well-Known Member

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    Glad you found it. (Dork)
     
  4. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    Go ahead GT, let it out.

    Let it all out.
     
  5. Cerberus_Kelpie

    Cerberus_Kelpie Making Americans Gasp Again

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    I'm so shocked, GT is whinging again about NOTHING!!
    I really dig the parts about "harming myself to show you up", yeah, that always worked for me too, so keep on keeping on dude and we'll enjoy the show!!
    CHEERS!! :wavey:
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    In the "No Profanity and no exploitation of gender" part of NEW RULES, do not some Emoticons get deleted since they can easily be seen as suggestive?
     
  6. Airbrakes

    Airbrakes Super trucker

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    Just wait until you start seeing ads for CR England, Swift, Prime and whatnot after a few threads of bashing the mega's.

    At another forum not even related to trucking, a forum 'friend' and I got into a discussion bashing the megas. That's all you see in those ads now, and this is a forum dedicated to flight sim. LOL
     
  7. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    I already have.

    And now I need to go shove pencils in my eyes.
     
  8. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Well-Known Member

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    My toes look like hamburger now, it was not for nothing, the ER learned about my heroin addiction and gave me an unlimited supply of methadone, plus morphine, plus percocet..I can't remenber what else, now I don't give a frogs fat one what TB does, am I flying? Yes I am! LOL!!!
     
  9. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    When's the tallywacker gonna get it??!
     
  10. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Well-Known Member

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    Never! I hope....
     
  11. Guardrail

    Guardrail Well-Known Member

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    Too small a target.
     
  12. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Well-Known Member

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    You would know Dork!
     
  13. Cerberus_Kelpie

    Cerberus_Kelpie Making Americans Gasp Again

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    The correct written response is "You would know, Dork"!!
    A simple comma helps tremendously, Dork!!

    I guess, because I'm here @ TB, I've somehow RUINED YOUR LIFE?

    CHEERS!!
     
  14. Guardrail

    Guardrail Well-Known Member

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    You do tax my brain on occasion. :D
     
  15. Cerberus_Kelpie

    Cerberus_Kelpie Making Americans Gasp Again

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    More TAXING......
    Brain tax?? Thought control?? Didn't tom cruise do a movie about something related....something about preventing future crimes....till he became a wanted suspect?? One might think, were such true, those events would Tax a Brain?
    Might as well charge us for breathing....oh....wait a second....that's the responsibility of the C.D.C. or Carbon Dioxide Commission...thank you.......back to the festivities.....CHEERS!!...end of line :wavey::stirthepot::Off-Topic:
     
  16. NowIAreOne

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    What's all this whining about only having 6,429 posts???? I hate to tell you, Flounder, but I AM LAST. Take a look at my post count. Either I keep my mouth shut a lot (and CK would argue with that), or I've been a very, VERY bad girl... ETA: Not only that, I'm now a JUNIOR Member? Wow. I guess TB really DID ruin my life...I shall pick up the shattered pieces and go on...somehow,..
     
  17. grocerythrower

    grocerythrower Well-Known Member

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    Actually you have enhanced my life, GR gets the jist, he is but a simple man. Finally, I can and will be a dork, probably for the rest of my days.
     
  18. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    Its the simple things in life, isn't it?
     
  19. autocar65

    autocar65 Local 767

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    Speaking or ruining my life. For some reason I keep getting this "Shocking French Video" every time I get on here. Naturally, my wife sees this and wonders why this continues to come up. She wonders why it keeps going to these nasty little photos of women who look like they are fresh off the set of a porn video. Well, that is the perception of truckers anyway that we are nasty little men that go right to the pron sites every time they get on the computer.

    Thanks for supporting the stereotype.
     
  20. Cerberus_Kelpie

    Cerberus_Kelpie Making Americans Gasp Again

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    Beautiful Beaches, Delightful Deserts, Fantastic Forests, Lovely Lakes, Marvelous Mountains, Supreme Sunsets, Wonderful Waterfalls.

    Let's see what ads appear eh what what!!
     

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