Top Ten Reasons Swift Drivers Do Not Bathe

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#10: They forgot.

#9: They didn't have time on their 10 hour break.

#8: There is nothing outlined in the driver handbook concerning showers.

#7: Couldn't find a suitable crick, river, or pond.

#6: Jerry doesn't pay them enough to shower.

#5: Their Driver Manager didn't mention anything about their odor.

#4: At their last delivery, nobody was gagging.

#3: The water hose at the fuel island wasn't working.

#2: They haven't stuck to the drivers seat yet.

#1: Too busy downloading videos to you tube showcasing their skills.
 
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