Top Ten Reasons Swift Drivers Do Not Bathe

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  1. NewsMan

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    #10: They forgot.

    #9: They didn't have time on their 10 hour break.

    #8: There is nothing outlined in the driver handbook concerning showers.

    #7: Couldn't find a suitable crick, river, or pond.

    #6: Jerry doesn't pay them enough to shower.

    #5: Their Driver Manager didn't mention anything about their odor.

    #4: At their last delivery, nobody was gagging.

    #3: The water hose at the fuel island wasn't working.

    #2: They haven't stuck to the drivers seat yet.

    #1: Too busy downloading videos to you tube showcasing their skills.
     

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