Tragic accident at Coop Dispatch

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  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    Our condolences go out to Ump.
    Seems BillyLo and Wong were exploring the woods behind Coop Dispatch, when they found a huge very deep hole.
    Wong says, "I can't see bottom, Billy finds an old brake drum and says"let's throw it in and listen for it to hit bottom".
    No sooner than they toss in the drum, a goat comes running from the bushes,90 mph, jumps head first into the hole.
    A moment later Ump appears and asks if they had seen his goat, "Billy says "sure did, he came outta those bushes doing about 90, jumped in the hole, head first."
    Ump said, "thats impossible, I had him chained to a brake drum."
     
  2. DMT

    DMT Well-Known Member

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    That is just so horrible....poor goat
     
  3. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    Coop Dispatch CEO, Big Dave, has offered to help recover the remains for an Ump Family barbeque.
     
  4. Mike S

    Mike S Member

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    That there is pretty funny
     
  5. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    Not necessary. Billy built a 100 foot ladder out of new boardwalk lumber laying around the Coop yard. He climbed down and found the goat still alive, lifted it on his shoulders and climbed back up with the brake drum in his left hand and rope in his right...
     
  6. 00mustang

    00mustang ON THE ROAD IN THE WAY @61.97

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    Good thing OSHA wasn't there, no 3 point stance/fall protection/cave in protection OH MY THE FINES FOR THIS and side note was the ladder approved also, I know it was Billy Lo but rules still apply
     
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  7. ntw10

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    The big question is , did the lawnmower get hurt? OH and did Billy do a pretrip on the ladder?
     
  8. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    Good news, Bad news, thanks to Billy, Ump's goat is doing well, Bad News, barbeque has been canceled.
     
  9. White

    White Well-Known Member

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    Seems more like a goat threw Billy Lo in a hole. Where you been hidin Oh LTL god?
     
  10. Ump

    Ump Big Dave's and Billy Lo's love child.

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    Hey ..my goats world never do something like that, they're good "kids!!"
     
  11. Trucker 206

    Trucker 206 Well-Known Member

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    This is a great story! Is it about time for an intermission?....I’m out of popcorn.
     
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  12. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    [​IMG]
    Here ya go 206
     
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  13. Big Dave

    Big Dave What?! A low bridge and boardwalk at same time?!!

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    Ok. This is why we haven't heard from Billy in a while.
    We finally agreed on a price to mow the back forty at Coop. Billy drove the mower to the back. Three hours later, one of the free range chickens came into my office clucking like mad. Fortunately I understood what it was trying to tell me cuz I had a Collie when I was a boy.....anyway it told me that Billy was driving in the field when a half dozen free range roosters ran and flew in his way, cutting him off and causing the mower and his truck to run off the dirt road. Well I ran back to the scene following that chicken. I saw the wreckage but Billy was nowhere to be found.
    I saw the roosters and I noticed they were quite plump looking more than before.....
     
  14. Trucker 206

    Trucker 206 Well-Known Member

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    Gee thanks, Dave! It’s so big I’ll have to crawl in and munch my way out of it! All I need now is a Billy(lo) Beer! You remember that, right??
     
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  15. Trucker 206

    Trucker 206 Well-Known Member

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    Mystery solved! Good work, Mr. Holmes!
     
  16. seabreeze

    seabreeze Not Well Known Member, 60 Year Teamster Member

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    [​IMG]206, Don't have a Billy Beer, Will a J R Ewing do?
     
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  17. DMT

    DMT Well-Known Member

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    This is starting to feel like the next "Left Turn" movie lol
     
  18. Trucker 206

    Trucker 206 Well-Known Member

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    Yep! Crack that thing...it’s Saturday night!!
     
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  19. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Owner of Patel Hat And Canvas LLC.

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    I heard he built a ramp, and did all that stuff, plus drove his mower out of that hole!!!
     
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  20. BIG R GUY

    BIG R GUY Owner of Patel Hat And Canvas LLC.

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    Probably busy pretripping his mowers....
     
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