Our condolences go out to Ump. Seems BillyLo and Wong were exploring the woods behind Coop Dispatch, when they found a huge very deep hole. Wong says, "I can't see bottom, Billy finds an old brake drum and says"let's throw it in and listen for it to hit bottom". No sooner than they toss in the drum, a goat comes running from the bushes,90 mph, jumps head first into the hole. A moment later Ump appears and asks if they had seen his goat, "Billy says "sure did, he came outta those bushes doing about 90, jumped in the hole, head first." Ump said, "thats impossible, I had him chained to a brake drum."