Central Transport | Vitrans New Slogan

[daysofglory]

vitran s new dial a lie service. or better know as our burger king service cause your gonna hear some whoppers.

 

[daysofglory]

try our wendy's service where's my freight

 

[daysofglory]

our new edison service cause we will leave you saying what so much you will be considered a new power source

 

[daysofglory]

try our new mcdonalds service mc broken.mc late,or mc claims at vitran it is always the same.you deserve your freight today so go ship some other way

 

[daysofglory]

our are kfc service your shipment comes in your choice of a 10pc 20pc bucket and with 2 - 5 sides of your product

 

[daysofglory]

and our jack in the box service cause you never know what will pop out

 

[daysofglory]

try our new jingel bells service cause you get it around christmas

 

[daysofglory]

thank you for calling the new vitran same as the old vitran just as late just as damaged. just a new song and dance . for claims dial 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,or stay on the line.or hang up and try again next week

 

[Buckeyedriver7]

They need to change the name to Ringling Brothers & Barnum Bailey Trucking, operated by a bunch of clowns. CK is the ringmaster.

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran...Where hope floats, at least we think that's hope.

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran....Where incompetence is job one.

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran...Please hold...... You will be answered in the order you were received

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran.....It gets there when it gets there.

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran....Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

 

[Not_wanted]

Had a forklift driver read "chasing greatness" someone wrote with a magic marker in a trailer I had,,,, he laughed,,,he said in order to chase greatness we need to know what it is,,,,,something Vitran hasn't in 8 years

 

[DanielBoone]

V-I-T-R-A-N

Vote:
I'm
Tired
Run
Away
Now

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran....Canada's hope...America's nightmare.

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran....When it really doesn't matter

 

[runawaytrain]

Vitran....Where time stands still.

 

[outwheeler]

Vitran......voice mail out of service. Like most of our trucks..... not to mention............:Violin: