What happened when two men try sense the pain of childbirth

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  1. righturnclyde

    righturnclyde Member

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  2. RacerX69

    RacerX69 Retired Gear Jammer/IBEW Retired/Wingnut

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    If it were men who had to bear the babies we would have a lot less people in this world.
     
  3. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    what a couple of sissies......must be a Swift driving team....:LMAO:

    besides, don't many women have the epidermal...???.....:shrug:
     
  4. Cerberus_Kelpie

    Cerberus_Kelpie Wings Over the World!

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    Robin Williams, in the 80's stated:
    For a man to understand childbirth, he must either have a bowling ball bowel movement or open a umbrella up his arse.

    Then there's that stupid idea of a movie with shwarzenneger being a pregnant man.
    Gives John Ly****ski realism.

    WHY?!
     
  5. medic92

    medic92 The world is my oyster...I don't like oysters.

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    I've passed over a hundred kidney stones since 2007. I don't need a simulator to tell me what childbirth feels like.
     
  6. pro1driver

    pro1driver I am LAST

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    dear God....

    i had at least 3 small stones, passed each and every one of 'em, and nary a notice i did such.

    when my doctor "found" that i had stones, he put me onto "Potassium Citrate", 540 mg's 4 tabs per day.

    clean as a whistle and i'll try my best not to beat your painful record.
     
  7. medic92

    medic92 The world is my oyster...I don't like oysters.

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    I've had to have two stones removed surgically but passed the rest. I quit drinking Diet Coke this past November and have only had two stones since quitting. That's an amazing change from one stone about every three weeks. Cutting down on salt should help even more.

    Good luck, I hope you don't even approach my numbers. :)
     

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