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[Big Dave]

No he uses a FlowBee.

There's a Flowbee in my hat...

 

[Big Dave]

Just southpaw uh?,
BD's "STYLUS" is AMBITIOUS, cuts his hair with either hand.

My stylist has no ambition...hence the hat Flowbee.

 

[seabreeze]

Cityhound

I can see

you are

knowledgeable

about bees

but,

do you

know what

kind of

bees

give milk?


BOO BIES

 

[seabreeze]

My stylist has no ambition...hence the hat Flowbee.

Keep an eye on your "STYLUS" if he uses the flobee with either hand, he IS ambitious.
Of course, thats imperial to me.

 

[Canadian Flyer]

Keep an eye on your "STYLUS" if he uses the flobee with either hand, he IS ambitious.
Of course, thats imperial to me.

There's only two kinds of places in the world. Countries that use metric, and countries that landed on the moon.

Most of the time, I don't bother thinking in metric because I'm in the US so much. I think in pounds, feet and inches all the time. I think interchangeably for distance (miles/kilometers), temperature and volume (gallons/liters).

 

[seabreeze]

Keep an eye on your "STYLUS" if he uses the flobee with either hand, he IS ambitious.
Of course, thats imperial to me.

This post has absolutely nothing to do with the price of eggs in China, ( i
and is intended only for the sole purpose of reading between the lines.

Stylus (pen)
Stylist (fancy hair dresser)
Ambitious (Ambidextrous) Can use either hand equally, unlike southpaw DD
Flowbee ( not sure about this, I'm still looking for my toupee)
Imperial (immaterial to me)
Insert Big Dave joke here ( STOLEN FROM RED)
Boo bies (comes in various sizes, cute containers)
Post of the da- nah, maybe, maybe not (STOLEN FROM SONG)
Speaking of containers, almost got kicked out of the Army for drinking from a WAC's carton.

How many of you remember the WAC?

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
I was very fortunate, had my mom 97 wonderful years

 

[Richard Cranium]

Women's Air Corps, if she was ok with your drinking milk from her "cartons", what was the problem?

 

[seabreeze]

Women's Air Corps, if she was ok with your drinking milk from her "cartons", what was the problem?

RC, you're close it's Women's Army Corps
As for the other, DON't ASK DON't TELL

 

[Richard Cranium]

RC, you're close it's Women's Army Corps
As for the other, DON't ASK DON't TELL

That's right, there was a period when the Air Force was the Air Corps and part of the Army. My mother was a WAVE.

 

[BIG R GUY]

And a belated Happy Mother's Day to Daves wife,who I hear wears the "hat",in that family.....

 

[citydog]

And a belated Happy Mother's Day to Daves wife,who I hear wears the "hat",in that family.....

Her hat is bigger than his.

 

[seabreeze]

That's right, there was a period when the Air Force was the Air Corps and part of the Army. My mother was a WAVE.

My aunt was a WAC Tec Sargent stationed in France.

 

[seabreeze]

And a belated Happy Mother's Day to Daves wife,who I hear wears the "hat",in that family.....

Do you think he will admit to that or lie?

 

[Big Dave]

Do you think he will admit to that or lie?

Lie...umm...silly boys.. My Hat is waaayyyy bigger than hers

 

[Songremainsthesame]

My stylist has no ambition...hence the hat Flowbee.

My stylus has lots of ambition, what it lacks is opportunity...

 

[Redracer3136]

Ugh! Crap! I can't tell which Twix is the left one or right one...

Here on the east coast we only eat the right Twix, the left Twix is for....well, you know...

 

[Richard Cranium]

Here on the east coast we only eat the right Twix, the left Twix is for....well, you know...

Left is right,
AND RIGHT IS WRONG!

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Lie...umm...silly boys.. My Hat is waaayyyy bigger than hers

Women who get involved with the Cartwright clan usually don't fare too well.

Every time one of the Cartwrights became seriously involved with a woman, she died from a malady, was slain, or left with someone else.

 

[mud]

Women who get involved with the Cartwright clan usually don't fare too well.

Every time one of the Cartwrights became seriously involved with a woman, she died from a malady, was slain, or left with someone else.

What about Chub?

 

[Dick Dastardly]

What about Chub?

The horses fared better than the woman.