FedEx Freight | What's the BIG news coming this summer

[Dick Dastardly]

BillyLo would play Junior...

You funny sumbitch! I want you for Beaufort T. Justice!

 

[BIG R GUY]

This is the Big Dave show. I'm just his Ed McMahon.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

It needs more cowbell.

 

[Big Dave]

It needs more cowbell.

Yeah, but it's got plenty of hat..

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Yeah, but it's got plenty of hat..

This guy knows a thing or two about hats.

 

[roogie]

We are going to start running triples in KCY, they are already planning the LCV training classes.

roog

 

[Dick Dastardly]

We are going to start running triples in KCY, they are already planning the LCV training classes.

roog

What route? I didn't know triples were legal Missouri.

 

[Canadian Flyer]

Dang, all you guys getting in on these truckin' classic remakes. Make a guy all sentimental about the sound of a two stroke Detroit or a Mack V8. Put that hammer down and give it hell!

 

[roogie]

What route? I didn't know triples were legal Missouri.

They're not, KCY is in Kansas. Triples are legal on the Kansas Turnpike and in Oklahoma too.

They are also legal provisionally the 19 miles from Goodland, KS to Colorado state line and continue into Denver.

roog

 

[Dick Dastardly]

They're not, KCY is in Kansas. Triples are legal on the Kansas Turnpike and in Oklahoma too.

They are also legal provisionally the 19 miles from Goodland, KS to Colorado state line and continue into Denver.

roog

Gotcha. I had I-70 in my mind to St. Louis when you said Kansas City.

 

[Knucklehead]

I figured with all the containers and pigs with FEDEX on them coming west you, and getting the FEDEX name off doors, you freight guys would be hauling more ground trailers to make up for the loss of freight going onPT and rail...

 

[Knucklehead]

Oh and dont forget about BJ and the Bear... guess you all can figure who will play thosse parts...

 

[roogie]

Gotcha. I had I-70 in my mind to St. Louis when you said Kansas City.

Oh no, that stretch of 70 is a disaster with just doubles.

 

[nas250]

It needs more cowbell.

It needs more cowbell.

 

[Dick Dastardly]

Back when SNL was still funny.

 

[Stimpy]

This woman?

 

[seabreeze]

Dang, all you guys getting in on these truckin' classic remakes. Make a guy all sentimental about the sound of a two stroke Detroit or a Mack V8. Put that hammer down and give it hell!

Guy driving a Crackerbox with 8v71 after grabing a quick coffe, came to the fuel desk, looked at his bill and asked
How about the six qts. of oil I asked you for?
Clerk says I didn't hear you say anything about oil.
Said Oh Hell, just go pour it on the ground, I'll pay you, it will be on the ground any way in an hour or two.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Guy driving a Crackerbox with 8v71 after grabing a quick coffe, came to the fuel desk, looked at his bill and asked
How about the six qts. of oil I asked you for?
Clerk says I didn't hear you say anything about oil.
Said Oh Hell, just go pour it on the ground, I'll pay you, it will be on the ground any way in an hour or two.

Wonder how many youngsters just read this, said "huh? WTF is a 8V71?"

 

[Big Dave]

Wonder how many youngsters just read this, said "huh? WTF is a 8V71?"

Or a cracker box?

 

[johndeere4020]

Wonder how many youngsters just read this, said "huh? WTF is a 8V71?"

We still run several 471's 671's in some older equipment. One of the first road tractors I drove had a Silver 92.