If I had shot JR, He'd be dead, and my aim is so good that when JR died, Larry Hagman would have died too.
You da man Ted!
Then I would have bought a refinery, and then I'd do a few lines of coke with Patrick Duffy.
I went to the same high school that Patrick Duffy went to, only a couple years later than he.
Why have I not gone to bed yet?
I dunno.
Why?