FedEx Freight | You guys make me laugh

[Songremainsthesame]

Billy must have a very little willy to be familiar with using small mouth recepticals for such practices.
Perhaps the statue GR. found needs to be downsized.
Little Willy Billy has a nice alliteration to it.

Lol now y'all play nice...

 

[Songremainsthesame]

I was born to complain!

Congratulations you've picked the right profession!! Guess you can't talk about em unless you are one and, well I are one...

 

[Misfit]

Just don't shake their left hand, I heard.

Line drivers, having more intelligence than city drivers, learned at a young age not to pee or poop on their hands.
We even learned what toilet paper is for, otherwise we would have to wipe ourselves like the city drivers do, barehanded with a little sand like those indigenous folks in the Middle East.

 

[Misfit]

Urine is sterile, no worries...

Yes... all that intelligence and laziness! That's why you guys pee in Mt. Dew bottles and leave them in the city trucks you borrowed overnight.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Yes urine is sterile when it leaves your kidneys, but, if you park your pickle where you shouldn't ....

 

[Guardrail]

I was born to complain!

After 20 years as a truck driver, I've perfected the art of complaining.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Only 20?

Rookie!

 

[Twice Pipes]

The first thing I would do with someone who doesn't complain is check their pulse.

 

[Richard Cranium]

And if they have a pulse, drug test them.

 

[BillyLo]

And if they have a pulse, drug test them.

GATE TIME RC!!! Time to go to work or let me tell you how I worked harder than all you grave yard wheel holders today! (And it wasn't even that hard)

 

[Richard Cranium]

GATE TIME RC!!! Time to go to work or let me tell you how I worked harder than all you grave yard wheel holders today! (And it wasn't even that hard)

Pssssst, LWB, RC doesn't do nights, it's one of those things that comes with seniority.
RC is home with his lovely wife while LWB is home with by his own admission, George Costanza.
RC will be snuggling up to his lovely wife in bed, but please RC really does not want to know what you and George are doing, or who is doing whom.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Didn't you mean mayonnaise packet?

RC is going to give BD the benefit of the doubt.
You see, Big Dave is only about 5'8" and about 170 lbs.
It's the ladies that call him Big Dave, so maybe the mayo packet might be too small.

 

[CenturyClass]

GATE TIME RC!!! Time to go to work or let me tell you how I worked harder than all you grave yard wheel holders today! (And it wasn't even that hard)

 

[Big Dave]

RC is going to give BD the benefit of the doubt.
You see, Big Dave is only about 5'8" and about 170 lbs.

It's the ladies that call him Big Dave, so maybe the mayo packet might be too small.

Lol. 5'8" and 170lbs. Let's see,,,,,,that was seventh grade

 

[Twice Pipes]

I thought the company said work smarter, not harder.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Lol. 5'8" and 170lbs. Let's see,,,,,,that was seventh grade

Ya should of just gone with it.
You were destined to become a p*on star BIG Dave.

 

[Songremainsthesame]

Lol. 5'8" and 170lbs. Let's see,,,,,,that was seventh grade

Dayum!! You's be a big ol' boy!

 

[BillyLo]

RC, probably ran like over half the mileage you do in your run today, except I had to use a lot more skills other than steering a truck straight down the highway! As if this great job of mine doesn't do a good enough job keeping me in the best shape of any driver out there, I still hit the gym and did a jog after work! You should see my abs, for sure much more trim than yours. I've heard sitting on your rump for 5 hours straight isn't good for your health! Enjoy the night with your woman!

 

[Twice Pipes]

When I ran Reno I laid over at a casino. In the morning I used to bend my elbow at the bar. I've got awesome biceps thanks to Miller Lite.

 

[BillyLo]

When I ran Reno I laid over at a casino. In the morning I used to bend my elbow at the bar. I've got awesome biceps thanks to Miller Lite.

The old Miller Lite Curl!! I don't know if it's how good my freight truck looks or just how sexy of a city man I am that gets all the girls to want me!