Smoking in the rain. > > > > > > Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. > > Arlene: What in the hell is that? > > Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. > > Arlene: Where did you get it? > > Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. > > The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. > > The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. > > 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' > > The pharmacist fainted.