Smoking in the rain.
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> Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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> Arlene: What in the hell is that?
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> Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
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> Arlene: Where did you get it?
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> Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
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> The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
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> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
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> 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
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> The pharmacist fainted.
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> Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
>
> Arlene: What in the hell is that?
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> Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
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> Arlene: Where did you get it?
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> Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
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> The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
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> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
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> 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
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> The pharmacist fainted.