I deliver milk to Kroger stores, and I have made some pretty good friends at some of the stores here in Dallas and Houston Texas.
Many ask me "Why can't you be our milk guy all the time?" Well, it is just not set up like that any more. It seems they expect every driver to know the exact location of Two Hundred and Sixty-five Thousand, Nine-Hundred and Twenty-Three Kroger stores. Well, you and I both know that is impossible to keep that much information! No set routes and that is one of the reasons for what turn over we have.
I tried the yard dog at the dairy.....I couldn't do it. I would have to shoot several milk tanker drivers and leaver their lifeless bodies in a dumpster along with a bad cottage cheese experiment.