Not So Hot Girly Thread

[RubberDuck]

My vomit runnith over! I had a few teenage girls over, "Shut it", friends of my GF's Daughter, I told them thats what they were gonna look like after 5 kids, they all fell on the floor laughing, then started talking about the poor womans fashion taste, top crack, ect., I have had more fun with Ducks post, everyone on here ought to give him rep, this has got to be sickest post of the decade!!! HAHA!!!!

LMAO.

Teenage girls are the most judgmental people on the planet. And therefore, the most fun to embarrass.

And that picture of the fat lady with the Burger King hat reminds me of the time last summer when I embarrassed my GF's 13 yr old daughter by wearing a Burger King hat, ... at Old Country Buffet. At first she wanted to sit at her own table, but her mom wouldn't let her. So she started trying to get it off my head. Eventually I let her take it, and she tore it into at least 50 pieces.

[grocerythrower]

That is so nasty, I know there is someone for everyone, but when you got arms bigger than Arnolds, as a woman, you got problems, then there is the "P" gut, and not just a bit of one, a massive one, I just don't get it.

I have a few customers that are "big girls" IDK why but they are really loud and obnoxious, I see alot of bigger women like that, kinda like really short guys being jerks, it seems to go with the territory.

[RacerX69]

I'm kinda' turned on. Is that wrong?

Guardrail

There is someone for everyone.

















































You can have her.

[TedWard]

Here's a real cutey, I have no idea what the cartoon guy is so upset about.

[grocerythrower]

Thats fairly decieving, thats computer dating for ya, like match, plenty of fish ect., there are some doosies on there, its an art, woman can make themselves look really apealing in pics, then when you meet them, its an about face and back to the car.

I know that first hand, I tried that crap, never again!!!!

There is a reason people go on the computer to meet people, I know that don't say much for me, at least I met Dianna face to face, I shouldn't be looking anymore, I think for sure she is the last.

Its still fun to look at the sites and see how them woman BS their way through a profile.

[RubberDuck]

Thats fairly decieving, thats computer dating for ya, like match, plenty of fish ect., there are some doosies on there, its an art, woman can make themselves look really apealing in pics, then when you meet them, its an about face and back to the car.

I know that first hand, I tried that crap, never again!!!!

There is a reason people go on the computer to meet people, I know that don't say much for me, at least I met Dianna face to face, I shouldn't be looking anymore, I think for sure she is the last.

Its still fun to look at the sites and see how them woman BS their way through a profile.

When a girl says she's "not fat but not skinny", it means she's fat.
When she says she's "a little chubby but not fat", it means she's got her own zip code.
If she says she's got a "butt like Jennifer Lopez", it means this:

[RubberDuck]

... and this, ... well this is just plain pitiful:

[grocerythrower]

... and this, ... well this is just plain pitiful:

Thanks Duck, I didn't need to eat dinner anyway....is that her gut or a big ol roid? I thought I might have seen a belly button peaking out...I hope thats what it was.

As for the first pic, I say poor thong, I'm glad I'm not a thong!

[TedWard]

Looky here! She that one girl can actually walk in those things.

[oldtimer50]

I will never look at this thread again.........never.......ever.........